Last Night's Text Messages

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Thank God you’re here RSGZ … I wouldn’t want to read the site myself or anything

Hey, I’m just trying to help the lazy…

…and match up to Swiss’s whoring.

You’ve got a looooong way to go to match Swiss’s whoring … but you’re on the right track at least

It’s not whoring if you post stuff from different sources each time.

RSGZ, you’re simply and plainly a 1 dimensional whore.

Sorry.

Denial … stage one … it’s ok Swiss, when you’re ready for help, we’ll be here … to point, laugh, and ridicule you incessantly

The only things I’ve been denying recently are your sexual advances. You knows it.[/quote]

Now you’re projecting …

[quote]Vegita wrote:
323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom…he was standing there and I notice he’s got the same shirt as me on so I’m like…dude you should have called me, we look like idiots…he didn’t say anything…so i got pissed and hit him…completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward…weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um…Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

Almost spit my coffe out onto my keyboard. Good Site!

V[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Great website… has been a Facebook phenomenon for a while now.

Swiss…where are you from? I knew a guy from Uni called Swiss, who played rugby, and looked similar to you avatar picture, just not as wide.

[quote]sidewalkdances wrote:
Swiss…where are you from? I knew a guy from Uni called Swiss, who played rugby, and looked similar to you avatar picture, just not as wide.[/quote]

oooooo he called swiss fat

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this [/quote]

my favorite by far…

(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

NICE!!

[quote]sidewalkdances wrote:
Swiss…where are you from? I knew a guy from Uni called Swiss, who played rugby, and looked similar to you avatar picture, just not as wide.[/quote]

What university? You say you knew him. Did you two fall out? Was he cool? When was this?

[quote]polo77j wrote:
sidewalkdances wrote:
Swiss…where are you from? I knew a guy from Uni called Swiss, who played rugby, and looked similar to you avatar picture, just not as wide.

oooooo he called swiss fat[/quote]

LolZ ROFL LMaO

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
sidewalkdances wrote:
Swiss…where are you from? I knew a guy from Uni called Swiss, who played rugby, and looked similar to you avatar picture, just not as wide.

oooooo he called swiss fat

LolZ ROFL LMaO
[/quote]

Poor tubby Swiss. You don’t have to take that, ya know.

[quote]Pemdas wrote:
(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

NICE!![/quote]

hahah

i swear that was not me. i’m a 508 and turbo is 22lbs.

(416): I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row… and she says I have problems with commitment…

maybe go for a three-peat?

[quote]B rocK wrote:
(416): I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row… and she says I have problems with commitment…

maybe go for a three-peat?[/quote]

Hahahahhaha classic.

(856): a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
sidewalkdances wrote:
Swiss…where are you from? I knew a guy from Uni called Swiss, who played rugby, and looked similar to you avatar picture, just not as wide.

oooooo he called swiss fat

LolZ ROFL LMaO

Poor tubby Swiss. You don’t have to take that, ya know.[/quote]

FUCK OFF PM

(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

[quote]B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ[/quote]

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.[/quote]

Did you hear that Polo. b/c all I heard was “honey moon”

  • pics or it didn’t happen -

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.[/quote]

We don’t need to get married for that …