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Last Night's Text Messages



Good for a couple laughs while some of you are at work.


Thanks Rattler, this has more or less destroyed any chance I had of doing anything meaningful at work today. Some of these are priceless




(330): Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.

(240): I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
(301): OMG! Ew.
(240): Lucky Dad.

(773): I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.

LOL, I'm entertained.


(202): On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
(703): It's the American dream


(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.


(360): i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
(206): ?
(360): he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!


(508): so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
(401): ...this stays between you and me


(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this


(414): i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
(719): she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
(414): are you serious?


Definitely one of the best


Thank God you're here RSGZ ... I wouldn't want to read the site myself or anything


Hey, I'm just trying to help the lazy...

...and match up to Swiss's whoring.


I guess the messages are edited by the site's staff...or the collective ability of texting idiots has recently skyrocketed. I mean, something's up when there isn't a single "lolz wr u at."


You've got a looooong way to go to match Swiss's whoring ... but you're on the right track at least


It's not whoring if you post stuff from different sources each time.

RSGZ, you're simply and plainly a 1 dimensional whore.



i think i found me new favourite website.


I too noticed that. lolz.


Denial ... stage one ... it's ok Swiss, when you're ready for help, we'll be here ... to point, laugh, and ridicule you incessantly


The only things I've been denying recently are your sexual advances. You knows it.


323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

Almost spit my coffe out onto my keyboard. Good Site!