So last night at work im waiting on a table, two gay guys.
im cashing them out and i noticed they helped out by putting all their trash together
so i say, wow you guys are nice and neat
the guy says “yeah, we’re a little anal”
true story.
Good story.
Would read again.
Hahahaha - Good stuff.
Reminds me of the line… “I think I’m going to name my daughter Chlamydia.”
you get his number?
lmao
I approve of this thread.
LOL. Nice. They probably planned that ahead of time.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
And you let that slide? I would have expected more from you.
Mind you, what does one say to two gay guys after a comment like that, without sounding either:
Gay
or
Homophobic.
BBB[/quote]
That’s some toughtfull shit right over there YEZZZZZZZZZIRRRRRRRRR
I do that shit all the time. My mother waited tables and bar tended to feed my ass when I was a kid. I tip well and put all my shit in piles for the servers.
Your actually pretty cool for saying something, and that guy is funny as shit.
Well played sir
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I do that shit all the time. My mother waited tables and bar tended to feed my ass when I was a kid. I tip well and put all my shit in piles for the servers.
Your actually pretty cool for saying something, and that guy is funny as shit.
Well played sir[/quote]
So they stuffed food in your ass and then you almost shat architectual masterpieces for the waiters?
Some kid you were…
IF I were gay, I’d do that all the time.
If I were gay, I 'd say “Fabulous!” all day long.
IF I were gay I’d say “Oh my gooodness honey”
If I were gay I’d shop at American Eagle with my brother.
If I were gay I’d sew
If I were gay I’d learn to make Cous Cous
If I were gay I’d buy frappicinos and other drinks like that
If I were gay I’d wear scarfs.
IF I were gay I’d do pilates.
If I were gay I’d call every girl girlfriend.
If I were gay I’d write thank you cards after going to a party.
If I were gay I’d clean more.
Gays are all really healthy. HAha I’ve always noticed that.
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
Gays are all really healthy. HAha I’ve always noticed that.[/quote]
All? O rly?
What do you call a bouncer at a gay night-club?
A FLAME THROWER!
Ba-dum-tssshhhhhhhhhh…
[quote]hypnotoad wrote:
you get his number?[/quote]
That’s what I’m thinking after a couple posts in the BOI. lol! It was funny I can’t believe no one caught on to the switcheroo I did when I quoted him.
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
IF I were gay, I’d do that all the time.
If I were gay, I 'd say “Fabulous!” all day long.
IF I were gay I’d say “Oh my gooodness honey”
If I were gay I’d shop at American Eagle with my brother.
If I were gay I’d sew
If I were gay I’d learn to make Cous Cous
If I were gay I’d buy frappicinos and other drinks like that
If I were gay I’d wear scarfs.
IF I were gay I’d do pilates.
If I were gay I’d call every girl girlfriend.
If I were gay I’d write thank you cards after going to a party.
If I were gay I’d clean more.
Gays are all really healthy. HAha I’ve always noticed that.[/quote]
i think it would be fun to pretend to be gay for a day
If I were “gay” I would invite all of my hot girl friends to take a shower with me…
[quote]GVkid wrote:
If I were “gay” I would invite all of my hot girl friends to take a shower with me…[/quote]
yes. that sounds like a thuper idea zomg
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i think it would be fun to pretend to be gay for a day
[/quote]
Do it and let us know how it was.
Side note, isn’t that the same thing as saying, “I’d like to pretend to be black for a day”?
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i think it would be fun to pretend to be gay for a day
Do it and let us know how it was.
Side note, isn’t that the same thing as saying, “I’d like to pretend to be black for a day”? [/quote]
its the same as saying you want to stereotype anyone for a day
its like saying
ooo herro i rike to be azn for day -_- cHing chong makahaya