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Last Night at Work...

So last night at work im waiting on a table, two gay guys.

im cashing them out and i noticed they helped out by putting all their trash together

so i say, wow you guys are nice and neat

the guy says “yeah, we’re a little anal”

true story.

Good story.

Would read again.

Hahahaha - Good stuff.

Reminds me of the line… “I think I’m going to name my daughter Chlamydia.”

you get his number?

lmao

I approve of this thread.

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LOL. Nice. They probably planned that ahead of time.

[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
And you let that slide? I would have expected more from you.

Mind you, what does one say to two gay guys after a comment like that, without sounding either:

Gay

or

Homophobic.

BBB[/quote]

That’s some toughtfull shit right over there YEZZZZZZZZZIRRRRRRRRR

I do that shit all the time. My mother waited tables and bar tended to feed my ass when I was a kid. I tip well and put all my shit in piles for the servers.

Your actually pretty cool for saying something, and that guy is funny as shit.

Well played sir

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I do that shit all the time. My mother waited tables and bar tended to feed my ass when I was a kid. I tip well and put all my shit in piles for the servers.

Your actually pretty cool for saying something, and that guy is funny as shit.

Well played sir[/quote]

So they stuffed food in your ass and then you almost shat architectual masterpieces for the waiters?

Some kid you were…

IF I were gay, I’d do that all the time.

If I were gay, I 'd say “Fabulous!” all day long.

IF I were gay I’d say “Oh my gooodness honey”

If I were gay I’d shop at American Eagle with my brother.

If I were gay I’d sew

If I were gay I’d learn to make Cous Cous

If I were gay I’d buy frappicinos and other drinks like that

If I were gay I’d wear scarfs.

IF I were gay I’d do pilates.

If I were gay I’d call every girl girlfriend.

If I were gay I’d write thank you cards after going to a party.

If I were gay I’d clean more.

Gays are all really healthy. HAha I’ve always noticed that.

[quote]Stength4life wrote:

Gays are all really healthy. HAha I’ve always noticed that.[/quote]

All? O rly?

What do you call a bouncer at a gay night-club?

A FLAME THROWER!

Ba-dum-tssshhhhhhhhhh…

[quote]hypnotoad wrote:
you get his number?[/quote]

That’s what I’m thinking after a couple posts in the BOI. lol! It was funny I can’t believe no one caught on to the switcheroo I did when I quoted him.

[quote]Stength4life wrote:
IF I were gay, I’d do that all the time.

If I were gay, I 'd say “Fabulous!” all day long.

IF I were gay I’d say “Oh my gooodness honey”

If I were gay I’d shop at American Eagle with my brother.

If I were gay I’d sew

If I were gay I’d learn to make Cous Cous

If I were gay I’d buy frappicinos and other drinks like that

If I were gay I’d wear scarfs.

IF I were gay I’d do pilates.

If I were gay I’d call every girl girlfriend.

If I were gay I’d write thank you cards after going to a party.

If I were gay I’d clean more.

Gays are all really healthy. HAha I’ve always noticed that.[/quote]

i think it would be fun to pretend to be gay for a day

If I were “gay” I would invite all of my hot girl friends to take a shower with me…

[quote]GVkid wrote:
If I were “gay” I would invite all of my hot girl friends to take a shower with me…[/quote]

yes. that sounds like a thuper idea zomg

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:

i think it would be fun to pretend to be gay for a day
[/quote]

Do it and let us know how it was.

Side note, isn’t that the same thing as saying, “I’d like to pretend to be black for a day”?

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:

i think it would be fun to pretend to be gay for a day

Do it and let us know how it was.

Side note, isn’t that the same thing as saying, “I’d like to pretend to be black for a day”? [/quote]

its the same as saying you want to stereotype anyone for a day

its like saying

ooo herro i rike to be azn for day -_- cHing chong makahaya