Which one of you is the REAL "Accountant to the Stars"?
Syd Barret visits his accountant:
Lanky, we aren't even sure beans exists.
beans doesn't have a singular consciousness, he's a hive mind cloned from the DNA of great accountants throughout the last three centuries.
Lanky is just a big dude with a big appetite.
lanky ftw...I hope beans doesn't read this, that fucking ginger!
Beans is Professor X
Sweet, I seem to be kicking beansies ass already.
Neil Young and Mike Macdonald had me laughing, they were spot on, lol.
Ha ha, taxes I pwn lanky, complex financials, lanky takes me down...
Steelyd those are gold, but the penalty on early withdrawal from retirement savings is 10% in all instances I believe. And make sure you get a corrected 1099 if you get one issued without code "G" (I believe it is G). If the 1099 is coded as taxable and you call it a roll over, the IRS can get a stick up their ass.
PS. Bass is a fish, a large mouth bass for swallowing large peni
The popular vote means nothing...
Dude, were did the witty replys go?
what the tits is wrong with T-Nation
I'm torn. Beans is my peeps and who can go against Danny Tanner?!?!?!
Bass is still on that ginger kick, ha?
Go with your heart Toots, unlike Lanky, I won't judge you.
What are you guys holding against Hanely? The fact that he doesn't follow GAAP?
I think only the accounting nerds of T-Nation will find this funny.
Now that I slept on it, I have to go with beans. But it was a tough decision. LOL.
Dead and out of the running.
Consider yourself judged!