Sadly this doesent happen to me but if it did, that is exactly what I would say...
Hahahahaha that's hilarious. Women are total pervs, the more accepted in society it is that they enjoy and have sex the more they are gonna reveal that they are just as much of degenerates as we are. They still try to hide it, but after you date a couple girls the truth comes out.
and thank god for that!
I'm really surprised not one guy looked.
On the bright side really large ones are rare enough that people stare.