Kind of a Douche?

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So I was reading the “About Me” section of this kid that goes to my school, on Facebook:

“I am a 155 lb ripped lightweight muscle-man I like to lift a lot. do not let my weight decieve you though my weight does not match my strength 210 for bench 160 for clean and 275 for squat, my strength is probably what gave me the nickname “STEROIDS” but i swear ive never used them in my life… so its all up to you on who you want to believe, me or the spectaters that dont even know me.”

So since I weigh 140 and squat 270 does that mean my nickname can be STERIODS too???

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how do you only weigh 140?

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No. You will be forever nick nameless.

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Well I don’t eat enough…like at all

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well congratulations.

you’re a douche.

but yeah, you’re friend is a douche as well

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
well congratulations.

you’re a douche.

but yeah, you’re friend is a douche as well[/quote]

The Douche bag patrol! RUN!

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That fella sounds like a completely arrogant prick anyway.Wouldn’t mind giving him a good kicking.

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any man or douche who weighs less than i do doesnt eat enough

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Hey guys what if he’s like 4’8" or something…

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[quote]Bixente01 wrote:
Hey guys what if he’s like 4’8" or something…[/quote]

What?

That is no excuse.

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[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:
how do you only weigh 140?[/quote]

Shut up man, I was quite shy about weighing 140 when I was in school. I was only benching about 185 though. The other kids in Mrs. Nash’s Grade One class were inpressed though.