Kid Falls in Gym

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
^^^^^

Cool story, bro is the ultimate shut down to faggotry, obvious trolling, and tl;dr infecting the internets, to which there is no response. It simultaneously acknowledges the given failure, shows moderate approval, and conveys the fact that nobody cares. Some believe that the meme originated from /v/, while others believe that it originated from the YouTube Poop forums, however nobody cares about that either.

Alternate phrasings include:

That’s nice dear
Riveting tale, chap
Chida historia, carnal
Dope tribualatoonses, nigga!
Glorious exposition, comrade
That story was great! Man, I’m so glad you told me!..Jus kiddin’ youz a bitch!
Interesting chronicle, sibling
Excellent narrative, brother o’ mine
The story is a cool friend [1]
Kakkoii monogatari, aniki
Amazing anecdote, Mexican.
Awesome story, guy
Soothing saga, pengyou
Cool story, jade
striking news, confidant
sweet tale, brother
exalted theory, nizzle
sensational narrative, daddio
neat explanation, sidekick
exciting lowdown, homey
breathtaking fiction, g funk
exalted theorem, man
compelling explanation, master
grand fabrication, cracka
exalted autobiography, amigo
arousing saga, cuz
compelling theorem, associate
serious account, neighbor
swell epic, sidekick
striking fantasy, home-skillet
sweet fable, boy
stunning myth, amigo
wonderful yarn, colleague
collosal report, road-dawg
collosal anecdote, ace
dandy cliffhanger, confidant
soothing hypothesis, bud
ace annal, crony
nifty saga, bud
sweet fiction, friend
compelling saga, confidant
marvelous legend, goombah
collosal news, brother
ace tale, chap
wondrous tale, peer
enthralling saga, home slice
exciting theory, gentleman
wonderful story, colleague
glorious lowdown, ace
nifty theory, top dog
stunning conjecture, colleague
compelling lowdown, road-dawg
exalted cliffhanger, pal
dandy story, monsieur
fascinating biography, daddio
wondrous news, pal
grand fable, daddio
grand autobiography, king
stupefying anecdote, brother
neat chronicle, buddy
grand lowdown, poppa
glorious saga, homey
collosal recital, homie g
glorious anecdote, accomplice
compelling mystery, holmes
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Too much awesome in a single post.

i havent had one single injury bro and thats because my body tells me i cant lift and i am not going to put myself at risk its that simple. why dont you tell me how many times you ignored yourself just to end up with an injury, if you did ignore yourself then you are a fool. what are trainers for?

now about my grammer who gives a funk bro you are not in school. get a frigging life. not all of us use spellcheck. hehehe u idiot! laters

I can’t get past how a man, presumably, has used the word “laters” twice now…hilarious.

u like that? u can use it no worries u wont b charged. now drop n give me 20! HA!

[quote]kikoman wrote:
i havent had one single injury bro and thats because my body tells me i cant lift and i am not going to put myself at risk its that simple. why dont you tell me how many times you ignored yourself just to end up with an injury, if you did ignore yourself then you are a fool. what are trainers for?

now about my grammer who gives a funk bro you are not in school. get a frigging life. not all of us use spellcheck. hehehe u idiot! laters[/quote]

i would share more mister mariachi but apperantly 90% of this people are to stuck up for a laugh.

[quote]kikoman wrote:
i would share more mister mariachi but apperantly 90% of this people are to stuck up for a laugh.[/quote]

Apparently you still don’t understand proper grammar.

[quote]kikoman wrote:
i cant lift
[/quote]

Duly noted.

[quote]
now about my grammer who gives a funk bro you are not in school. get a frigging life. not all of us use spellcheck. hehehe u idiot! laters[/quote]

When you say “us” who are you referring to? The troglodytes you share a bog with or the other facets of your split personality disorder?

This post is really headed somewhere, I can tell. It’s got comedy, melodrama, idiots who can’t put three words together correctly telling people that grammar doesn’t matter…this post is the fully idealized internet experience. Well done OP. Also, please feel free to go back to bb.com at anytime.

[quote]caveman101 wrote:
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HA!

He has used laters (more than once), take a chill pill, and said who gives a “funk” instead of using the more manly “fuck”.

Are you all as impressed as I?

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
Are you all as impressed as I?

[/quote]
I’m impressed, I thought this would only be a three post thread!

Hey everybody, lay off the OP, his soy sauce is A-MAY-ZING!

And I’m gonna go out on a limb here- It may explain the grammar.

I’m just waiting for OP to end his next post with “Toodles!”

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]caveman101 wrote:
It’s like he is writing a telegram with all of those full stops.[/quote]

LOL![/quote]

Cool story [STOP]. Bro![STOP]

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
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[quote]kikoman wrote:
I saw an elderly woman trip and fall. She couldn’t get up so I laughed. Stupid bizatch shouldn’t b walkin. Laterzzzz[/quote]

Lol you are dumb

If a kid falls in the gym and there is no one there to post about it on T-Nation…