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Kid Falls in Gym


#1

so i am doing ma routine when suddenly i look up to see this kid probly bout 110 lbs. He is trying with all his guts to take 110 dumbell of rack n i see it coming this idiot is gonna fall but me not being the good samaritan i stop to see it all unfold the poor kid stumbles n falls face first. Poom! Carack!

i busted out laughing at the poor boy. the kid turned red as a chilli pepper. that was funny. i didnt apologize common sense should not be ignored and niether a good laugh. unfortunately some times its at others expense. Laters.


#2

Look at it this way, I am pretty sure that kid has better grammer than you-- your post was like reading an excerpt from a 1st grader's paper. A friggin grown man just sitting there laughing at a kid who made a mistake... yeah, you're awesome...


#3

well professor, unfortunately grammer is not graded in weight lifting but safety is. now that you dont have a sense of humor is another subject. dont worry you are not graded for that ok. so take a chill pill!


#4

Can someone who speaks '13 year old girl' translate this please...?


#5

So what you're saying is that in your entire weightlifting career, you have: executed every exercise with proper form, never attempted anything that you could not control on your own, and never done anything even slightly embarrassing in the gym? You sir are my hero, bestow me with your vast knowledge of all things iron


#6

It's like he is writing a telegram with all of those full stops.


#7

Brilliant anecdote, chief. Can't wait for more gems like this.


#8

LOL!


#9


#10

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#11

What a douche. (OP, that is.)

I remember in 2nd grade I was in gym class, and we were doing warm-up drills where we had to hop across the gym on one-foot. Well, I bailed, fell forward and smashed my two front teeth (you know, the two important ones on top) into a million pieces. Blood streaks and tooth chunks everywhere.

Just thought I'd share.


#12

x2 stop. hahahhaha! stop.


#13

so i am doing ma internet routine when suddenly i look up to see this kid probly bout 115 lbs. He is trying with all his guts to make a funny post n i see it coming this idiot is gonna fail but me not being the good samaritan i stop to see it all unfold the poor kid stumbles n fails on his first post. Poom! Carack!

i busted out laughing at the poor boy. the kid turned red as a chilli pepper. that was funny. i didnt apologize common sense should not be ignored and niether a good laugh. unfortunately some times its at others expense. Laters.


#14

You really shouldn't try to chastise anyone's grammar.


#15

This isn't going how OP intended


#16


#17

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#18

Man, that reminds of one time back in the day we were playing scooter hockey in the gymnasium. Well, little dude didn't like being poked around by the little girl, so he wound up and fired his stick into her mouth. Teeth, crying girls, and blood everywhere. Same kid that ran me into a chalk board a few years later because I was flicking halved bread ties at him with a rubber band.


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#20

That pic is brilliant.

Edit: And now I can't get his voice out of my head.