Kick My Ass Quickly!

^^ that did not turn out how i wanted it.

[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
^^ that did not turn out how i wanted it. [/quote]

looks like some dude getting a blowie.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
^^ that did not turn out how i wanted it. [/quote]

looks like some dude getting a blowie.[/quote]

Double LOL.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Off topic, but I’d bang Jax Un.

All homo.[/quote]

I don’t know if the world could handle that much lankyness all at the same time…our caressing would probably create a cosmic blackhole and possibly make us…infinitely more lanky…ew.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]WhiteCrow wrote:
I am going to cook some chicken en mixed veggies, that might help.

Thanks guys for calling me a fat, lazy bastard. Love you too![/quote]

Chicken, I knew it. Pussy faggot, eat beef.[/quote]

Yes I love you as well :smiley:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
^^ that did not turn out how i wanted it. [/quote]

looks like some dude getting a blowie.[/quote]

I think you see what you want to see Kerley.

I drink green tea when i want something sweet. just use half a spoon with splenda to sweeten it.
alternatively you could mix some diet kool-aid with cottage cheese. its like 1.5g of carbs per 100g

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Off topic, but I’d bang Jax Un.

All homo.[/quote]

I don’t know if the world could handle that much lankyness all at the same time…our caressing would probably create a cosmic blackhole and possibly make us…infinitely more lanky…ew. [/quote]

i dunno, it’s working for me.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Off topic, but I’d bang Jax Un.

All homo.[/quote]

x2

And leave the soda in the fridge.

You should have two bottles. That way when you cave and drink the one, there is still another there for you.

When I quit smoking I always had a couple smokes and a light anywhere I went. That way I knew I quit, and I did it. It wasn’t because there wasn’t one around.

Kirk Douglas quit smoking by carrying a single cigarette in his pocket. Whenever he would feel a craving he’d pull the ciggy out and say “I am stronger than you” until the craving subsided.

I had to use Nicorette gum. But then I’m not Kirk Douglas.

Personally I love the feeling of soda, the carbonation and with a good quality soda that nice little bite it has. I would try soda water and maybe something like cranberry juice.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Off topic, but I’d bang Jax Un.

All homo.[/quote]

I’m with you Lanky

ohhh diana and atty, you 2 are going to make me visit the TILF thread in a couple months :wink:

Coke in a glass bottle should never be refused.

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Frozen fruit. Works every time for me, so I always keep some on hand for when I get a sweet tooth craving. [/quote]

^^THIS also diet soda?

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
ohhh diana and atty, you 2 are going to make me visit the TILF thread in a couple months ;)[/quote]

I bet if you PM him, Lanky will hookup with you quicker than that.
Then you can post the pics.

I’m very interested in this lanky black hole.

Wait. That sounds wrong.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’m very interested in this lanky black hole.

Wait. That sounds wrong.[/quote]

Au contraire, I believe it sounds just right.

Edit for spelling.