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Kick My Ass Quickly!


#1

Ah man....I am currently on a fatloss diet, but right now I feel extremely tired and grumpy, and I really crave some carbs. There is a bottle of coke in the fridge here and I really want it!!!!!

But first I will post here for you all to call me pussy and hopefully I can resist that way.....:slight_smile:

So kick my ass!


#2

Just how fat are you?


#3

use mind over matter to pour it out, fat ass.


#4

Nice one! I can feel the love....:slightly_smiling:


#5

If you feel like you need something sweet, try a handful of grapes or something at the end of a small meal. That easily ends my sweet tooth every time.


#6

House would hand you your ass for being such a pussy, sack up and throw the coke away!


#7

I actually thought about throwing it away, but there still is plenty of crap in the house, and it is actually not my house (stupid parents :wink:).


#8

I am going to cook some chicken en mixed veggies, that might help.

Thanks guys for calling me a fat, lazy bastard. Love you too!


#9

i haven't had a sip of soda since the 8th grade. That was 11 years ago.

You sir, are a pussy.


#10

Frozen fruit. Works every time for me, so I always keep some on hand for when I get a sweet tooth craving.


#11

AROMA THERAPY!!!!!!!!!

seriously dude

http://www.annasincense.com/incense_needs_products.php?shopbyneed_cat_id=15

I light one of these (chocolate or apple pie) at night and just dream all the cravings away. Sometimes I dream I'm eating cake all night but I'm really smelling the smoke and chewing my pillow. lol

This totally knocks out my need for bad stuff during the day because I've "eaten" cake all night.

get a pack of the 19 inch wands in the death by chocolate scent.


#12

http://www.annasincense.com/incense_needs_products.php?shopbyneed_cat_id=15


#13

Off topic, but I'd bang Jax Un.

All homo.


#14

Dude wtf haha that shit got me all cracked up!


#15

the fuck is a coke doing there? dont let it into the house!


#16

i would totally ghey it up with you.


#17

The Irish can't keep their hands off me.

<3


#18

Chuck Norris frowns upon this thread.


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#20

Chicken, I knew it. Pussy faggot, eat beef.