Just edited my post to add the link.
Kerry spanked the hell out of Bush on Thursday. That’s why JeffR’s panties are in a bind, and that’s why he posts hysteria-laced threads like this.
But check this out (below). I can’t ‘zoom out’ like they tell you to, but maybe one of you guys can:
“Drudge catches Bush cheating during the debate”
by John in DC - 10/3/2004 04:22:21 PM
Matt Drudge has been on a roll lately in terms of posting anti-Kerry attacks photos, documents, etc., that end up biting Bush in the ass. Drudge outdoes himself today with a post claiming Kerry came to the debate podium and allegedly takes a sheet of paper out of his breast pocket. The debate rules apparently say that you can bring NOTHING to the podium not even paper or pencil, and that all the materials will be placed for you on the podium.
Oh, but only as Drudge can do, the video Drudge posts as “proof” on his site bites Bush in the ass. If you zoom the video to full screen (right click on it while it’s running and click “zoom” and then “full screen”) you can see Bush unfolding a piece of paper and laying it down on his podium! Remember the debate rules say all paper will already be on the podium, and unless the debate organizers folded the paper up in a wad before placing it on the podium, Bush is cheating with his own cheat sheet.
Now, I could care less about this issue, but how dare Drudge and company try to come up with a scandal here when their own boy is caught doing exactly what they’re accusing Kerry of doing?
Check out the Drudge video and keep your eyes on Bush’s hands - notice his unfolding and laying flat a piece of paper. Priceless. (I particularly like the cheesy 1970s porn music in the background of the video.)
http://americablog.blogspot.com/archives/2004_10_03_americablog_archive.html#109683518324680226
I’ve never seen a square pen before.
What would your liberal professors say if you had such a “pen” during one of your exams, RSU?
Don’t answer that. They might let you get away with it because “anything goes. Integrity be damned. Forget about studying, just write it on the card.”
JeffR
Lumpy,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
You have got to be kidding with that one!!!
Not only does he not obviously pull anything out of his pocket, you can see him click the pen and start writing on the paper!!!
My God, that is beautiful, Lumpy. Keep it up.
JeffR
Oh, but only as Drudge can do, the video Drudge posts as “proof” on his site bites Bush in the ass. If you zoom the video to full screen (right click on it while it’s running and click “zoom” and then “full screen”) you can see Bush unfolding a piece of paper and laying it down on his podium! Remember the debate rules say all paper will already be on the podium, and unless the debate organizers folded the paper up in a wad before placing it on the podium, Bush is cheating with his own cheat sheet.
Through the miracles of modern technology I was actually able to magnify Bush’s own cheat sheet. Here’s what I found:
MIXED MESSAGES, FLIP-FLOP
SADDAM, AL-QAEDA, SADDAM, LIBERATING IRAQI PEOPLE, MIXED MESSAGES, FLIP-FLOP.
You hardly need a piece of paper to remember that, do you?
Deansumo
You forgot that “HARD WORK” was also on Bush’s crib sheet. Bush mentioned 10 different times that being president is “hard work” during the debate.
For a lazy lifetime underachiever like Bush, the demands of the job are way over his head. Since it’s such hard work, lets give George Bush next year off.
Also on Bush’s cheat sheet:
“OF COURSE I KNOW THAT!”
LOL
[quote]JeffR wrote:
I’ve never seen a square pen before.
What would your liberal professors say if you had such a “pen” during one of your exams, RSU?
Don’t answer that. They might let you get away with it because “anything goes. Integrity be damned. Forget about studying, just write it on the card.”
JeffR[/quote]
You’re foaming at the mouth there, buddy. Can you read? I’m not convinced that you can. Did you see the post in this thread where the New York Post (a conservative tabloid owned by Rupert Murdoch, the guy who owns Fox News) said it was a pen?
Hey maybe it was a 'magic pen" with secret powers. Try that one out JeffR.
Boy, talk about a sore loser. What a big baby you are. Have you ever played competetive sports? Have you always been such a poor sport?
First your excuse was that Bush was tired from hugging hurricane victims, now you say Bush lost because Kerry cheated. What’s next? The dog ate your homework?
Boy, Jeff, you’re going to be a trainwreck when Bush loses the general election, if this is any indication.
[quote]Lumpy wrote:
Deansumo
You forgot that “HARD WORK” was also on Bush’s crib sheet. Bush mentioned 10 different times that being president is “hard work” during the debate.
For a lazy lifetime underachiever like Bush, the demands of the job are way over his head. Since it’s such hard work, lets give George Bush next year off.
Also on Bush’s cheat sheet:
“OF COURSE I KNOW THAT!”
LOL
[/quote]
I think a year off isn’t enough. He’s ‘chronically overworked’ himself. I suggest we give him a 4 year holiday. I suggest he plays some golf, shoots some guns, goes fishing, does some light work on the ranch…hey??
Wow, willing to take word now of a conservative source if you think it supports you. You’re a hoot.
The real question is: can you see? Let’s try it this way-
- Did you download and watch the high res video?
If yes, the next question is-
- Did the item Kerry took out of his pocket resemble a-
a) black pen
b) small stack of 3 by 5 notecards
Boy, just answer the above. Don’t get off topic.
This has got to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard of. You republicans on this board really had me thinking about switching parties, but after this I got to stick with the “sensible” democrats.
P.S. It was a fucking pen, big fucking deal.
Anyways, The clintons will not allow Kerry to win this election!!!
I am actually debating voting for Kerry this year just so Hillary wont be able to run in 4 years.
What is a good boy to do? who is the lesser of 2 evils? Kerry now or hillary in 08?
Vegita ~ Prince of all Sayajins
Lumpy and Deanosumo-
I agree with the both of you. It is such hard work being President that Bushy actually needs a permanent vacation. After all there is a lot of brush that needs to be cleared on the ranch and that kind of work is harder on the back but easier on the brain, which I am sure dubya can appreciate!