So here I am making my triumphant return. I, Mr. Feces, am back and have plenty on my mind.
First of all Flex, I am glad to see you are excited about singing, but you failed to mention the Sleazeside challenge of drinking 1 shot from every bar starting at Sawmill and ending at the white trash bar at the end. Also at the end of the boardwalk is that delicious and naughty bathhouse where we can shower up, play a nice game of grab ass, and whip towels at each other before we head out to The Pub for a night of singing. Our order must be:
- Don't You Want Me (I was working as a waitress at a COCKtail bar, when I met you)
- Shadows of the Night.
- All Cried Out
- And, if we do not get banned after out beautiful duet, The Humpty Dance.
Let me know what you think. This is Mr. Feces saying,"Zip it up and zip it out!!!"
Tootles all you boy lovers.