I just broke somebody’s window with my baseball. I didn’t mean too so I ran home to get my piggy bank to pay for it. When I came back this guy and his family were outside looking around. They looked really mad and I could smell the alcohol and menthol cig smoke coming off of them. It reminded me of my uncle Toby and I decided I’d wait until they went inside and I’d just leave the piggy bank on the front steps.
As I was waiting in the bushes I heard them say they were going to offer $100 reward at the bus stop tomorrow. I really hope nobody tells them it was me because the guy ripped a STOP sign out of the ground and muttered something about hitting me and sticking it in my pooper. I really don’t want to be hit by a stop sign and have it shoved in my pooper…what should I do? BTW I haven’t told my parents yet.