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Just Met Greg Freaking Jennings!


#1

Probably not a big deal to most people, especially non-football fans, but as a born-and-raised cheesehead and resident of Kalamazoo, (he attended WMU,) Greg Jennings came through my line tonight at Best Buy! I think I have to proclaim it to the world before I really absorb how awesome it was. You don't understand, you don't see a lot of famous people in these parts.

Yes, I had a full-blown erection the entire time.


#2


You're welcome, douche bag.


#3

looks like hes about to get clobbered by my vikes!


#4

My vikes? You're in Canada.


#5

America's hat


#6

LMFAO!


#7

More like America's "Boating-for-Sex" contestants.

Damn, that was like four years ago and it still works.


#8

Nice. I kinda know how you feel. Valeted cars for Troy Aikman, Emmit Smith, and Moose Johnston one day at the country club I work at. I work for the golf course there now and Troy Aikman is out there about once a month. I still get excited every time I seem him.


#9

Good stuff man. That dude has jets and he's also proven to be a legit WR1.


#10

LOL

What's Mexico? America's jock strap.


#11

More like Americas workforce


#12

HAHAHAHAHahhaHAHA!


#13

How about America's Taint.


#14

No. America's workforce was hilarious. You just killed it.


#15

I agree. America's Hat had the perfect follow up.


#16

That's cool.

Gilbert Brown lived in Milwaukee for several years even after his playing days were over and I would see him around the city. He's kinda hard to miss.


#17

You lost me at cheese-head.


#18

So, how did he rank on the celebrity Cool to douche scale ?


#19

Haha! Damn, I remember him. That was a HUGE fucker. Nice.

He was actually really fuckin' laid back. I didn't have anything really cool to say to him (if I see him again, I got something better, but I was really fucking nervous as lame as it sounds,) and he was actually like "Thanks man, I get it a lot. I look a lot like him, don't I?"

I just froze up with a confused-ass look on my face and he started laughing. He told me he was just playing and stuff.

So, seemed cool in my book.


#20

So you didn't actually see the real Jennings? That's lame.