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Just for Zeb...

I’m gonna get laid tonight by A girl who wants to cheat on her boyfriend cause he’s dip shit. =)

He may not be around right now, so:

Careful you don’t get an STD. And what if she gets pregnant?

And what about the hurt feelings? Have you even thought about that? :wink:

stumpy, these are the best kinds of girls. All they want is sex, and you can’t get them gifts or go see their families or watch chick flicks with them.

Pound away.

She won’t get pregnat she’s got one of those copper coil implant thingys in her thing-a-ma-jigger. And I don’t care bout hurt feelings ha haha

Maybe I’ll try an Hitter n-tha shitter!

sock it to her!

Enjoy it. Wideguy’s a cop.

hurt feeling .rotflmao

This place is going to hell.

Hey leave Zebedee out of this…it’s not good to poke fun at the Amish.

It’s not fun to poke fun at the Amish…


Hey, the Amish call and ask me for advice! I like to help out when I can, but those people are so freaking liberal! LOL!

dude, its your obligation as a t-man to hit her in the ass!!

I hope little Stumpy is an apt description. Those IUDs are painful to run into…although you’re really hitting the high test fishing line they leave on it to make eventual removal easier. I later learned they can remove the “tether” if it’s a problem but we went with a more permanent method that doesn’t poke back.

Have fun.

Dr. D-bag? Why do you keep saying that. I’m not yet.

The Amish get a little crazy from time to time - churning butter nekkid, barn keg parties, buggy drag racing, oh yeah.

AHHHHH that was definatly worth it, especially when I was layin there butt ass nekid afterwards and the dip shit boyfriend called to say goodnight and that he was home from the gas station…

Good work, but be sure to slap her around a bit for being a fucking bitch.



Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble:

  1. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am

  2. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

  3. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” makeup.

  4. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh!”

  5. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

  6. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio. I’d listen to rap.”

  7. Was recently pulled over for “driving under the influence of buttermilk.”

  8. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”

  9. Uses slang expression: “Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain’t listening.”

And the number one sign your Amish teen is in trouble:

  1. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards!

you didn’t literally hit her in the ass like in duce biggalo when he ass punched that hooker did ya?