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Just Eat It


#1

There seem to be a lot of 150 lbs guys out there who need advice how to "lean out", "bring the abs out" or "cut up".

I think Weird al Yankovic said it best:

           Eat it!

How come you?re always such a fussy young man?
Don?t want no captain crunch, don?t want no raison bran
Well, don?t you know that other kids are starving in japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don?t want to argue, I don?t want to debate
Don?t want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won?t get no dessert ?till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don?t you tell me you?re full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn?t matter if it?s boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin? shame
You?re playin? with your food, this ain?t some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you?ll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you?re told
You haven?t even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it?s gonna get cold
So eat it

I don?t care if you?re full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn?t matter it it?s fresh or tanned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don?t you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn?t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it?s gettin? cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don?t like it, you can?t send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn?t matter if it?s boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don?t you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn?t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it


#2

Who knew Weird Al had it all figured out back in the day? LOL


#3

Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn?t matter what you had for lunch

Shouldn't that be .9 bananas?


#4

Wasn't that weird Al Shade's credo?


#5

He talked the talk, but did he walk the walk?


#6

I heard he was a personal trainer before making it big in music.


#7

Weird Al didn't know any better. By the time I got to the end of it I realized it was a spoof of an old MJ song. Man am I slow.


#8

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Who cares what Al's intentions were. Everything about these lyrics is pure bbing gospel:
"It doesn't matter what you had for lunch, just eat it eat it... eat it eat it!"

(Yes, this was an excuse to test the video feature of "My T-Nation")


#9

And boy is it cool. That is probably the most impressive feature, along with the picture embedding, I have seen in a while. No links, no webspace needed.