Time for this week’s conservative bashing thread, courtesy of The Daily Show:
http://www.tubewad.com/jon-stewart-dissects-bush-s-latest-desperate-soundbites-8-21--852-p.html
enjoy.
“What did Iraq have to do with what?”
“The attack on the World Trade Center.”
“Nothing!”
Classic!
In context:
THE PRESIDENT:
What did Iraq have to do with what?
Q
The attack on the World Trade Center?
THE PRESIDENT:
Nothing, except for it’s part of – and nobody has ever suggested in this administration that Saddam Hussein ordered the attack. Iraq was a – the lesson of September the 11th is, take threats before they fully materialize, Ken. Nobody has ever suggested that the attacks of September the 11th were ordered by Iraq. I have suggested, however, that resentment and the lack of hope create the breeding grounds for terrorists who are willing to use suiciders to kill to achieve an objective. I have made that case.
And one way to defeat that – defeat resentment is with hope. And the best way to do hope is through a form of government. Now, I said going into Iraq that we’ve got to take these threats seriously before they fully materialize. I saw a threat. I fully believe it was the right decision to remove Saddam Hussein, and I fully believe the world is better off without him. Now, the question is how do we succeed in Iraq? And you don’t succeed by leaving before the mission is complete, like some in this political process are suggesting.
Lol,
“Richard Nixon said im not a crook, Bill Clinton assured us i had not sex with that woman, what point does that president have to clear up? “I dont like to see innocent people die”.”
I liked that one of the daily show:
Seriously, if that guy had been born in an ordinary family hed be sorting glass somewhere.
He also hates small planets:
George Bush Hates Small Planets
News is breaking that the Bush administration has no plan for the solar system:
After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is – and isn’t – a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.
Democrats issued the following press release:
"For too long, this administration has taken its eye of the celestial ball by focusing too much time and too many resources on Iraq. George Bush’s policies of tax cuts for the gas giants and willful neglect of lesser planetoids have brought us to this place.
"Most Americans agree with our position that the constitution provides for Pluto’s minority rights. Surveys show that almost 2/3’s of Americans now believe that demoting Pluto was a mistake and that this administration purposefully and willfully mislead this Congress and the people by claiming Pluto had weapons of mass destruction.
" We need a new direction in our solar system. We must redeploy our resources to better serve our interests in the outer solar system, and our plan asks for that to be completed by the end of 2007."
[quote]futuredave wrote:
In context:
THE PRESIDENT:
What did Iraq have to do with what?
Q
The attack on the World Trade Center?
THE PRESIDENT:
Nothing, except for it’s part of – and nobody has ever suggested in this administration that Saddam Hussein ordered the attack. Iraq was a – the lesson of September the 11th is, take threats before they fully materialize, Ken. Nobody has ever suggested that the attacks of September the 11th were ordered by Iraq. I have suggested, however, that resentment and the lack of hope create the breeding grounds for terrorists who are willing to use suiciders to kill to achieve an objective. I have made that case.
And one way to defeat that – defeat resentment is with hope. And the best way to do hope is through a form of government. Now, I said going into Iraq that we’ve got to take these threats seriously before they fully materialize. I saw a threat. I fully believe it was the right decision to remove Saddam Hussein, and I fully believe the world is better off without him. Now, the question is how do we succeed in Iraq? And you don’t succeed by leaving before the mission is complete, like some in this political process are suggesting.[/quote]
Do think that Iraq had something to do with 9/11?
[quote]futuredave wrote:
In context:
THE PRESIDENT:
What did Iraq have to do with what?
Q
The attack on the World Trade Center?
THE PRESIDENT:
Nothing, except for it’s part of – and nobody has ever suggested in this administration that Saddam Hussein ordered the attack. Iraq was a – the lesson of September the 11th is, take threats before they fully materialize, Ken. Nobody has ever suggested that the attacks of September the 11th were ordered by Iraq. I have suggested, however, that resentment and the lack of hope create the breeding grounds for terrorists who are willing to use suiciders to kill to achieve an objective. I have made that case.
And one way to defeat that – defeat resentment is with hope. And the best way to do hope is through a form of government. Now, I said going into Iraq that we’ve got to take these threats seriously before they fully materialize. I saw a threat. I fully believe it was the right decision to remove Saddam Hussein, and I fully believe the world is better off without him. Now, the question is how do we succeed in Iraq? And you don’t succeed by leaving before the mission is complete, like some in this political process are suggesting.[/quote]
Honestly, I really think all that comes across worse than simply just saying nothing. Wow.