A recently married-guy lays down the rules with his wife.
I want to make it perfectly clear. Marriage is not going to change things that I consider important. I have my needs and I wont stop going to see my buddies at the bar, I wont stop poker night, I wont stop spectator sports, I wont stop hanging out after the job.
To this, his new wife answers:
Fine. I want to make this perfectly clear. Marriage is not going to change things that I consider important. I have my needs and I theres going to be sex here at 9PM each night. With ou without you!`
Brilliant lady! ;0)