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Joke Thread

This old man and his old wife are driving up to Canada and when crossing the border the Canadian border patrol officer asks the old man for the necessary paperwork. The old lady is hard of hearing and asks “What did he say, what did he say, what did he say?” The old man calmly replies “He wants to see my license and registration.” The officer then says “I see you two are from Wickenburg.” “What did he say, what did he say?” the old lady goes on again. “He says he sees we are from Wickenburg.” The old man answers. “Yeah, I was stationed in Wickenburg when I was in the army, I had the worst sex of my life when I was in Wickenburg, I hated it” says the officer. Again the old bitch goes “What did he say, what did he say?” to which the old man says, “He said he thinks he knows you.”