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Joke of the day

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, “I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, “I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people don’t want me to die”, and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, “I’m the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a super-power nation.” So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, “I am old and frail and don’t have many years left, and as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The girl said, "That’s okay. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest woman took my schoolbag…

In Laughter,

Silas C.

Good one.

Ahh, a joke fit for new yorkers.

Only drawback is it obviously has many ways to be told, seeing as how you have a token from several stereotypes in it.

bump. Anyonelse got a good joke?

The Mole Family

– A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air
says,“Yum! I smell maple syrup!”
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says

I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air,
can’t because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I
smell is…