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Joke: Condoms

Some might have heard this before but oh well; deal with it.

"A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are
called condoms, son… Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively.
“Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys.One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men.” the dad answers.
“Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy. “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied “Those are for married men… One for January, one for February,…”

ha!

It was funny, but not ha ha funny.

:stuck_out_tongue:

I know it’s not the point of the joke, but do married people really use condoms?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I know it’s not the point of the joke, but do married people really use condoms?[/quote]

They might; if their one child is an amazing fuckup and they don’t want another mistake.

So, go check your parents house to see how they REALLY feel about you…

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I know it’s not the point of the joke, but do married people really use condoms?[/quote]

They do when she misses a pill, Dammit!

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I know it’s not the point of the joke, but do married people really use condoms?[/quote]

Not as much as abstinence. Har har har.

[quote]B rocK wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
I know it’s not the point of the joke, but do married people really use condoms?

They might; if their one child is an amazing fuckup and they don’t want another mistake.

So, go check your parents house to see how they REALLY feel about you…[/quote]

Best Post.

That one is pretty good…