As a Red Sox fan, I just have to rant about that cocksucker Johnny Damon leaving the Sox for the damn Yankees.
Leaving the team is one thing- going to the team that were your arch enemies for four years is just ridiculous and appalling. I know, like every other asshole in sports, he follows the money like a donkey with a carrot in front of his nose. But I would just like to proclaim that if that horse's ass breaks his damn leg next year, I'll have no qualms. INFURTIATING!!