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Jimmy Fallon is a Douchebag

On March 2nd Jimmy fallon is taking over for Conan O’ brian.

Does anyone else think this guy is a complete Douche? Hes a shitty actor, and terrible comedian. He was just on Conan tonight and made a complete ass of himself.

I am not a fan either. I have yet to see him in a good movie, have not seen any skits of his when he was on SNL that were funny either, although I didn’t watch it much when he was part of the cast. He always started laughing, it was OK when Adam Sandler laughed, but Fallon sucks.

[quote]idalux wrote:
I am not a fan either. I have yet to see him in a good movie, have not seen any skits of his when he was on SNL that were funny either, although I didn’t watch it much when he was part of the cast. He always started laughing, it was OK when Adam Sandler laughed, but Fallon sucks.[/quote]

x2.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
idalux wrote:
I am not a fan either. I have yet to see him in a good movie, have not seen any skits of his when he was on SNL that were funny either, although I didn’t watch it much when he was part of the cast. He always started laughing, it was OK when Adam Sandler laughed, but Fallon sucks.

x2.[/quote]

x3. With the exception of Fever Pitch, because I am a big baseball fan and a Sox fan, so I get it. But the baseball was the only redeeming part of that movie.

Im willing to give him a shot mainly on the comedy album he put out like 5 years ago.

It was freaking hilarious, and also I thought Fever Pitch was amazing.

That piece of shit he made with Queen Latifah should have all its copies rounded up and show into the sun though.

Hmmm… I don’t have a big problem with Fallon. I’m with WS4JB, I thought his album was fairly decent.

At least Conan is taking over the main spot. Anyone who’s got beef with Conan deserves to get dragged into the street and shot in front of everyone.

Hopefully the writers for conan stay on.

GO SOX!!!

[quote]B rocK wrote:
Hopefully the writers for conan stay on.

GO SOX!!![/quote]

Could be wrong, but pretty sure Conan writes alot of his own stuff. He was a writer for SNL and penned some of the great Simpsons episodes during it’s heyday. He also graduated magna cum laude from Harvard. Now that I think about it, I might have a man crush on Conan O’brien…

Sorry to rain on the parade, but I don’t find either of them to be very funny. SSC, if you feel the need to try and get me in the street, please do so soon. I’ve been itchin for some action for a while now. LOL.

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
Sorry to rain on the parade, but I don’t find either of them to be very funny. SSC, if you feel the need to try and get me in the street, please do so soon. I’ve been itchin for some action for a while now. LOL. [/quote]

Hijack- Beautiful dogs, what bloodline are they? I breed Razors edge.

Also, you should be ashamed of yourself for not basking in the genius that is Conan O’brien.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
B rocK wrote:
Hopefully the writers for conan stay on.

GO SOX!!!

Could be wrong, but pretty sure Conan writes alot of his own stuff. He was a writer for SNL and penned some of the great Simpsons episodes during it’s heyday. He also graduated magna cum laude from Harvard. Now that I think about it, I might have a man crush on Conan O’brien…[/quote]

Could be worse … you could have a man crush on Fallon

The strippers I used to work with told me Jimmy Fallon is an asshole, a shitty tipper, and he has a tiny dick. They also said his breath smells like he eats shit sandwiches with a side order of dead buffalo assholes, washed down with a nice glass of cat piss.

Incidentally, they also said Quentin Tarantino has the worst BO of any human being they ever encountered.

A couple of his skits were good, the bee-gees one with timberlake, the Sully skits always had me laughing too.

“Tommy tell me you gawt that!”

But overall I think he’s going to struggle the first half a year or so, it all depends on his writing.

And Conan has a whole team of writers

[quote]polo77j wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
B rocK wrote:
Hopefully the writers for conan stay on.

GO SOX!!!

Could be wrong, but pretty sure Conan writes alot of his own stuff. He was a writer for SNL and penned some of the great Simpsons episodes during it’s heyday. He also graduated magna cum laude from Harvard. Now that I think about it, I might have a man crush on Conan O’brien…

Could be worse … you could have a man crush on Fallon[/quote]

Touche salesman.

Fallon is a tool. I’d love to say that the show will last two months at the most, but I have a bad feeling that it will be on for a while. I think the same legion of MTV idiots that think Dane Cook is funny will tune in and make that show successful.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
The strippers I used to work with told me Jimmy Fallon is an asshole, a shitty tipper, and he has a tiny dick. They also said his breath smells like he eats shit sandwiches with a side order of dead buffalo assholes, washed down with a nice glass of cat piss.

Incidentally, they also said Quentin Tarantino has the worst BO of any human being they ever encountered.[/quote]

I have a buddy who lives in Austin who met Tarantino at a bar. After talking for maybe 5 minutes Tarantino asked if he could get him some coke. My buddy went out of his way to hook him up and when he came through Tarantino took off with a few chicks and left my buddy hanging. Aside from that he said he was pretty cool.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
The strippers I used to work with told me Jimmy Fallon is an asshole, a shitty tipper, and he has a tiny dick. They also said his breath smells like he eats shit sandwiches with a side order of dead buffalo assholes, washed down with a nice glass of cat piss.

Incidentally, they also said Quentin Tarantino has the worst BO of any human being they ever encountered.

I have a buddy who lives in Austin who met Tarantino at a bar. After talking for maybe 5 minutes Tarantino asked if he could get him some coke. My buddy went out of his way to hook him up and when he came through Tarantino took off with a few chicks and left my buddy hanging. Aside from that he said he was pretty cool.[/quote]

They didn’t comment on his coolness, just the BO (I’m guessing he had smelly balls or something). I think he’d be a wild dude to party with.

From everything I’ve read, Conan and his writing staff are pretty close, I would be shocked if they don’t go with him, the exception would be the ones who don’t wanna move their families cross country.

I’m hoping that Fallon will use his past SNL connections to score a decent writing staff.

–JB

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Fallon is a tool. I’d love to say that the show will last two months at the most, but I have a bad feeling that it will be on for a while. I think the same legion of MTV idiots that think Dane Cook is funny will tune in and make that show successful.[/quote]

Hey, the very first Dane Cook tour was hilariious. Then it went scarily downhill fast.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
A couple of his skits were good, the bee-gees one with timberlake, the Sully skits always had me laughing too.

“Tommy tell me you gawt that!”

But overall I think he’s going to struggle the first half a year or so, it all depends on his writing.

And Conan has a whole team of writers[/quote]

+1

Funny skit!

“Yuh retahded!”

“You ahh!”

“No, you ahh!”