Whoopty fucking doo.
You wanna experience some real athleticism? Try running for 90+ minutes straight, with constant kicks to the ankles and shins while still maintaining the pedal dexterity to finesse shots around a rabid defensive line and a fresh-as-fuck goalie.
Jesus... on a site full of weight-lifters, you'd think some of you would be a little more realistic about just how easy it is to jump in the air when the MAXIMUM time a "football" (LOL!) player needs to exert himself is - what? - 10 seconds?
^This doesn't include the amount of time they spend putting on their medieval-melee grade PADDING and adjusting tampons during commercial breaks.
Wanna see impressive? Step in front of a goal and try to stop a potentially tie-breaking penalty kick on INTERnational TV. (i.e., finally catch up with the rest of the friggen' world!)
Best athletes in the world? What a crock. What's the best way to expose a football "star" for the frauds they are? Ask them to do a physical activity that lasts more than 12 seconds. Oh, laying on the ground gasping for air while trying not to drown in your own puke?? Don't mind me, I'll just be whistling for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror....