Jeans that Fit When You are Built like a Troll

Yo Bro I got HYOGE quads that r as wide as they are long and a waist like Frank Zane wht r thez best threads for a jacked homie like me that would be good with the ladies?

SUCK AND FUCK!

Do like me - Don’t wear any pants at all.

[quote]Kalle wrote:
Yo Bro I got HYOGE quads that r as wide as they are long[/quote]

Elephantiasis?

has only been five weeks?

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
has only been five weeks?[/quote]

Yeah, but it’s Kalle, not someone with quads in their teens.

[quote]kakno wrote:

[quote]Kalle wrote:
Yo Bro I got HYOGE quads that r as wide as they are long[/quote]

Elephantiasis?
[/quote]

My legs are like 1 big giant leg sized chode

[quote]DJHT wrote:
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I am a fan of zubazz pants and cut off jean shorts but I can’t get into the hip clubs with the hot bitches wearing um

Hammer pants FTW

A jeans parody thread when there wasnt a non parody jeans thread? I thought “they” werent allowing parody threads

I dont understand this thread