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Jean Brand for Big Legs/Ass?

How many mesomorphs here cant find jeans?
Im 5’10, 248 pounds, prob 10-12% BF currently if not less. Ive always had issues finding clothes to fit, but I only shop for jeans once every 3-5 years…well what the hell is it with slim fit, straight fit, stretch fit?? all this metrosexual bullshit for guys with no asses or quads and hams?? I usually wear 38 waist 32 length, but this Christmas tried every brand on at store in that size and nothing fits over my legs or if they do they are serious nut huggers…

tbe only comfy pants are Wrangler cargo pants and camo BDUs military issue.

Any brands and styles someone can suggest? And please, I am not stylish MFer, I do not want to pay more than $50 for jeans, and to be honest the cheaper the better brand name doesnt mean jack to me.

thanks!!1

Ct. Rock recommends dance pants.

TSB

Just before someone starts to flame you for asking.

hilarious dance video!! haahah…Im not into that sort of thing but that shit was impressive! hah

thanks for links! going to look at them now…sorry I did not do a search, never thought I would come on T Nation asking for jean advice, so I did not think to look before hand for threads…thanks for saving the flames from burning me

Wow, three months have passed already? damn, it seems like yesterday we were recommending so many threads about this. . .

Where can I find extra large catheters the normal ones don’t fit my hypertrophied dick hole

T-Nation should take note and really consider selling jeans in the store along with Biotest supplements.

You could call them Machiavelli jeans. Their slogan could be “the end justifies the jeans”

[quote]Nards wrote:
T-Nation should take note and really consider selling jeans in the store along with Biotest supplements.

You could call them Machiavelli jeans. Their slogan could be “the end justifies the jeans”[/quote]

made from 23 oz Unsanforized Japanese Raw Denim. I definitely buy it.

[quote]Nards wrote:
T-Nation should take note and really consider selling jeans in the store along with Biotest supplements.

You could call them Machiavelli jeans. Their slogan could be “the end justifies the jeans”[/quote]

Outstanding!

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
T-Nation should take note and really consider selling jeans in the store along with Biotest supplements.

You could call them Machiavelli jeans. Their slogan could be “the end justifies the jeans”[/quote]

Outstanding![/quote]

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Nards I really think this was one of your best posts ever.

I wear relaxed fit or something like that… Everything else feels like leggings bred with some horrific thing that castrates males by cutting off blood flow to the testicles. Even they are a little small for my glutes/hams/quads. When did men’s jeans start being made for women…?

Its all about those dance pants.

Tailor. You’d be suprised how cheap they could be you can get some $30 jeans a few sizes bigger and have them tailor it down. I had one who used to do it for $15, some will drop the price if you come in with a bunch of garmets.

Other than that fashion is slowly leaving this skinny jean era, so you can get ecko, sean jean, baggy lee, whatever I like Lucky jeans myself. Have your girl/wife buy them if you don’t want to spend money they seem to have a knack for knowing when shit is 50% off of 30% off of 20% clearance one time wednesday sale.

Yea I normally wear BDUs, 5.11s, or other cargo pants (guys the Wrangler ripcord cargo pants at $19 on their website rock totally have plenty of beef room). Rarely shop for jeans so was surprised they all seem metrosexual skin tight for guys with no ass or legs…

I hate shopping but will arm myself with a list from the threads and try to find some post Christmas specials…or end up getting 40s and going to a tailor. I had to do that for a few suits, bought size 44 pants and got the waist taken in…freaking weddings or dress up events pain in the ass…most suit pants make me look like John Travolta…WTF…where do men shop these days

I have found work jeans/carpenter jeans that have more room, but the material is pretty thick and I live in Cali where its always hot so not so much into heavy duty jeans, need some breathable material.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Its all about those dance pants.

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Is it true that you wore dance pants to a funeral, your senior prom, and the presidential inaugural ball?

Loose fit just about fit me but i am only 220lbs.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Its all about those dance pants.

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Is it true that you wore dance pants to a funeral, your senior prom, and the presidential inaugural ball?[/quote]

I did.

http://www.bewild.com/ghastpants.html

I have my wardrobe specialists. Travel with me because i need constant outfit updates. I change pants at least 9 times a day due to all the sweat from the dancing.

Diesel jeans.

Try having a 34" length. They only seem to them with a 29" waist wherever i look.

[quote]critietaeta wrote:
Try having a 34" length. They only seem to them with a 29" waist wherever i look.[/quote]
I’ve had good luck at Marshall’s and sometimes TJ Maxx, some locations are much better than others so you have to look around.

2" added to my normal waist size on relaxed fit jeans fit me like normal jeans. Normal straight leg jeans are like yoga pants for any guy that lifts