Today. On March 2nd 2006. I, Anthony H., have become a man and conquered the feat that many of us must go through to truly achieve manhood. It was so much better than when I practiced it by myself, though it didn't last as long. It was much more enjoyable to share the experience with someone special. It was also a lot different from what I had heard about it. I can hardly wait until I get to do it again!
Yes. That's it. I did it...
I opened a jar of pickles for my family. Hadn't been opened before.
I'm the man now.