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I've Been Eating 6000 Calories a Day


#1

Just did my first really light cycle. I gained a bit of weight but it's still an uphill battle.

It's crazy when I see guys that are way bigger and stronger than me that don't really work out at all or gorge themselves on food.

Don't consider myself a bodybuilder, just trying to get less scrawny.

I'm 6 feet, and 175lbs. Given up on having abs for now.

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#2

Cycle? Steroids? Are you being serious? This can’t be serious.


#3

cycle, uphill battle, i would more say he did a spin class.


#4

oh my god. I don’t even know here to begin with this


#5

Quit cycling if you are trying to gain weight. DYEL? Try picking up a heavy barbell and a heavy fork.


#6

pole smoke


#7

They are some very homo erotic pictures from the OP. Maybe take a fourth picture with you holding that axe and wearing a fireman’s helmet?


#8

This is hilarious.


#9

[quote]harper2704 wrote:
They are some very homo erotic pictures from the OP. Maybe take a fourth picture with you holding that axe and wearing a fireman’s helmet?[/quote]

Or working in a steel mill?


#10

Can you grow a nice, thick handlebar moustache?


#11

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]harper2704 wrote:
They are some very homo erotic pictures from the OP. Maybe take a fourth picture with you holding that axe and wearing a fireman’s helmet?[/quote]

Or working in a steel mill?[/quote]

Hey now. I actually worked in a steel mill. Nuthin’ gay about that.


#12

Hot stuff coming through


#13

[quote]Magnetic88 wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]harper2704 wrote:
They are some very homo erotic pictures from the OP. Maybe take a fourth picture with you holding that axe and wearing a fireman’s helmet?[/quote]

Or working in a steel mill?[/quote]

Hey now. I actually worked in a steel mill. Nuthin’ gay about that.
[/quote]

Keep reaching for that rainbow!


#14

I knew one of the op’s pics reminded me of someone.


#15

Op, by cycling do you mean juicing (taking any form of anabolic steroid)? If so, get off of that stuff before you screw yourself up. You are already seem to be getting gynoclamastia, and you are just a newb. You need to learn how to lift a heavy fucking fork and shove it into your mouth several times while lifting heavy ass weight in the basics and other exercises. By the way, I have more muscle than you as a teenager. That’s right: someone who hasn’t even developed physically into an adult has more muscle than you. You need a lot more time under the bar (I’d say give it another couple of years) until you take steroids.

 In the US, steroids is a very highly regulated (it is in the same category was meth) drug. If you have more than a single vial of test, you can be charged with drug dealing because of the "large" quantity of drugs you have. So, you get a possession charge, distribution charge, and use charge. You're going to be in jail for a very very long time if you get caught. While you are in jail, you won't get any of the care to take care of the side effects of being off of steroids. So you are going to lose a lot of the gains, and have hormone issues that will likely make you physically worse than if you were always natural. But here's the thing: you could never produce testosterone naturally the same way again. So you will have to take TRT (which you probably won't be able to get since you have a substance abusing history). So, you'll look awful, but that's not it physically, you'll also have no energy, possibly be sterile, and lose your sex drive and ability to naturally get erections. 

That is the physical part, then you also have the financial and reputation part. You’ll lose your current career job (because companies like their reputation), and you will have a hard time trying to get another career (jobs that are in your profession, or are high paying) jobs, in fact you’ll even have a hard time getting jobs at places like Mcdonalds. This is because people don’t like to give jobs to ‘drug dealers’ (remember that drug dealing charge?), and people with criminal histories. So there’s the financial part. A lot of your friends will also think you are a drug dealer, or at least think of you as a juicer or junkie, your parents will likely even be upset with you or even disown you. You’ll have to redeem yourself to them, or find new people (but with little money, and shitty job opportunities that will be hard) to befriend. The newspaper and other local news sources may even post about you!

So, please for your own good wait awhile and see if you’ll be happy with your gains naturally before you take the risk of ruining your life if you get caught. Because if you get caught, you can very well lose everything and have to start your life from scratch except be worse off than just simply restarting to a fresh situation.


#16

So in summary, destrength, you think the op is making a mistake doing steroids?

Now that’s clear, could you please comment on his ravishing rick rude photo?


#17

[quote]harper2704 wrote:
So will all the boys on his prison block when he gets caught with his roids[/quote]
Given the look he is going for, maybe that is what he is after.


#18

I figured OP would look like an absolute stick figure when I read this, but apparently he’s just an idiot.


#19

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]Magnetic88 wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]harper2704 wrote:
They are some very homo erotic pictures from the OP. Maybe take a fourth picture with you holding that axe and wearing a fireman’s helmet?[/quote]

Or working in a steel mill?[/quote]

Hey now. I actually worked in a steel mill. Nuthin’ gay about that.
[/quote]

Keep reaching for that rainbow!
[/quote]

Wonder if the op has one of our best names like Bruce, Lance or Julian…?


#20

Roids turn you ghey op