It has been too quiet here for the last couple of weeks so I thought I would give the porkchops a chance to spew some venom by posting a letter a letter I received from a friend that is addressed to THE CLINTONS:
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, “Thank me,
I voted for Clinton-Gore.” So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my “Thank you” for
what you have done, specifically:
Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,
Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,
Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral
sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a
little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows
more about it than I did as a senior in college.
Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in
the work place (especially the White House) and on the
job is OK, and all you have to know is what the
meaning of “is” is. It really is great to know that
certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may
have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that
the ridiculous plot of the movie “Wag the Dog” could
be plausible after all.
Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,
Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look
Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who
have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have
fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic
campaign fund raising.
Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonment’s from the Whitewater “mess” and the 55
criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far)
in the other “Clinton scandals.”
Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
“gutting” much of our foreign policy, and flying all
over the world on “vacations” carefully disguised as
Thank you, also, for “finding” millions of dollars
(I really didn’t need it in the first place, and I
can’t think of a more deserving group of recipients
for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your
cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One
than any other administration.
Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for
the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted
felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while
Governor of Arkansas)
Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware. I’m sure that Laura Bush didn’t like the
pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts
you’ve received from your “friends.”
Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of
the White House for vandalizing and destroying
government property on the way out. I also appreciate
removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic
compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The
weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the
$8 million dollar advance for her upcoming “tell-all”
book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your
memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!
The last and most important point - thank you for
forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist
pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As
part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in
1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called
“political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would not
release any with blood on their hands. The American
President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary
of State, Warren Christopher, “insisted” that all
prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed
and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane
into Tower One of the World Trade Center.
What a guy!!
God bless America
and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so
wisely and frugally.
A US Citizen
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for “inventing” the Internet, without which I would
not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY
Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator,
now comes under the “Congressional Retirement and
Staffing Plan,” which means that even if she never
gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional
salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all
Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary
until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential
salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she
also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays
It’s common knowledge that in order for her to
establish NY residency, they purchased a million
dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York.
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service
protection for life. Still makes sense.
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage
payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an
extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to
house the Secret Service agents.
The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000
monthly rent for the use of that extra residence,
which is just about equal to their mortgage payment.
This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the
Clinton’s salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and
security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man
staff – and, this is all perfectly legal!
When she runs for President, will you vote for her???