T Nation

It's a Mad World

http://men.msn.com/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=702587

This is from Esquire, supposedly the magazine for men. After reading this I want to move to Mars, take a few honeys with me and just start over. God, you done fucked up.

I think by “girlfriend” he meant his RealDoll. And let’s face it, that’s as lazy as it gets.

surprised he didn’t recomend a rascal or reclining wheel chair so you’d never have to stand up.