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Is the Job Title 'Gatorade Bitch'?

every weekend I watch football and see a little guy on the sidelines servicing the players with Gatorade. It makes me wonder what his job title is. All I can come up with is Gatorade Bitch. Does anyone really know what this guy is called?

Of course, he may also hold the cracker in the locker room after the game, but that’s pure speculation.

Water boy.

I don’t think the term “servicing the players” has anything to do with Gatorade.

[quote]Bujo wrote:
I don’t think the term “servicing the players” has anything to do with Gatorade.[/quote]

Lol, nice.

athletic trainers

Cellular hydration oriented nutritional specialist.

I’m the water boy diiirrrrrrrrrr.

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LOL @ gatorade bitch.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
mamama m mm mama sa sa said da ad a momma said…[/quote]

…that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

[quote]JLu wrote:
Cellular hydration oriented nutritional specialist.[/quote]

High output fuel engineer = Gas jockey.

It might just be “bitch get over here”