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Is My Phone Being Tapped?

This might sound just like some wierd schizo post…but lately my phone echos and delays when I ever I talk. I can always hear myself talking right after I speak. I told my Brother about it and he said, that’s what they say happens when your phone gets tapped. I know this sounds uber paranoid, but I do go to some crazy websites, and have some serious red flags on my record, that could be construed as indicative of being a ‘domestic terrorist,’ or something. I vote third-party, own guns, affiliated with several political organizations.

I’m wondering if it’s tapped, it’s not outside of my realm of possibility that in our wierd political environment, there might be some super-net in the office of Homeland security that is monitoring every call I make, cuz I made some ambiguous remark on some forum once or something.

So am I schizo or is my phone being tapped, or should I just call my service provider?

Sounds Intriging.

Please do tell some more…? :wink:

We are watching you right now.

If the government suspects a reason to tap, then I truly believe this is a possibility. Dont mean to induce paranoia, but google chemtrails.

Yes, Yes your phone is being tapped sir.

[quote]SpartanX wrote:
I’m wondering if it’s tapped, it’s not outside of my realm of possibility that in our wierd political environment, there might be some super-net in the office of Homeland security that is monitoring every call I make, cuz I made some ambiguous remark on some forum once or something.
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Thats what your faggot ass gets for posting pics of a horse banging the shit out of your gay ass

Ok, look.

Some people give our Homeland Security far too much credit. A member of the department was reported by TSA as having his password WRITTEN ON HIS GOVT ISSUED LAPTOP, a laptop that no doubt contained classified information.

Neat, huh?

Anyway, what you are referring to - echos - is a result of cross-talk interference. I bet the boys at Homeland Sec found out about your little run in with “Orlando,” determined you were no serious threat to the community - maybe to yourself, though - and have created accounts on T-Nation to come mock your next “trouble at the gym” story :slight_smile:

the patriot act, brought to you by the department for homeland security.
so yes, everything you say is monitored, as is everyone else.

ayeeeee…no…as important as your Mom thinks you are, the Gov doesn’t…take off the Reynolds wrap helmet and stop perusing priestsandboys.com…i am sure you will be fine

Cool story bro.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Cool story bro.[/quote]

I see what you did there.

Could be that Rasta-Gangsta from your gym that you and your bro tried to fight looking to coordinate the perfect time and place to off you. You know, cause that’s how those gangstas roll.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Could be that Rasta-Gangsta from your gym that you and your bro tried to fight looking to coordinate the perfect time and place to off you. You know, cause that’s how those gangstas roll.[/quote]

Nope, he belongs to a supremacist group that targeted the President. We are watching those bitches.

is it you cell phone or home phone? if its you cell phone maybe you network just sucks.

the simplest answer is usually the right one.

[quote]decapsk8 wrote:
is it you cell phone or home phone? if its you cell phone maybe you network just sucks.

the simplest answer is usually the right one.[/quote]

Occam’s Razor huh … that’s what we’re going to rely on with this? Probably for the best in this case … or it could be the OP’s a paranoid schizophrenic.

I prefer Einstein’s take on the subject "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. Of course Walter Chatton’s “anti-razor” is intriguing as well…

i don’t know for sure… but i imagine our government has some pretty high-tech shit at their disposal. the clicking and echoing shit that happens in movies probably doesn’t happen with the the gear that gets used in the real world.

Call your phone company. Tell them that you think the line has been tapped. If the problem persists or they give you an obviously bogus reason, start encrypting all sensitive communication.

For now, crypto material and software is legal in the US.

Yes, your phone is being tapped.

And really, you’re not that interesting. The guys at homeland security request that you spice things up a bit.

ya the 2 hour convo with your g/f about the color of her dog’s poo is really borin these guys.

Just use your cell phone for your conversations about criminal activities like everybody else does.

Problem solved.