Duh, you just have to be a liberal.
If you are liberal, you can (actual examples):
(1) drive drunk and leave a young woman to drown (followed by many examples of date rape);
(2) shoot a Republican president and several other people and eventually get out;
(3) rape women and molest young interns, then destroy their reputations;
(4) call Obama an articulate “magic negro”
(5) complain about people “humanizing” Jew, call for the murder of all Jews in Israel, and anything antisemitic you want;
(6) say anything misogynistic about women you desire (if the women are Republican);
(7) mock disabled veterans (who are Republican);
(8) pretend you are a minority and actually appropriate their culture for financial and professional benefit;
(9) get in a shoving match with a young teenage woman intern because you are a grandstanding asshat;
(10) dress in whiteface if black
(11) get away with pressuring women into sex for work for decades
Liberalism is the magic ticket!
(If anyone can’t figure out to whom I am referencing with each example, please advise.)
The selective outrage is sickening.
Bonus:
(12) beat women and drag them off the bed, on video (and get reelected);