Toe Factor: 6
Likelihood this Toe is still alive in 2003: low
You knew this was coming. Not much to say except that Iraq is really a ridiculous place. How do millions of people allow themselves to be led by a 72 year old guy who looks like an aging Arab porn star, wears a military uniform despite not being a soldier, heads a cabinet and a congress in which every member has the same hairdo and moustache as he does and who has mandated that the only posters that their version of Kinko's are allowed to produce bear his image. The airport there is called Saadam Airport (that's creative). It's really like a 'bad guy' out of central casting for some really bad version of a Batman sequel. Some cultures will just never get it together; can you imagine how screwed these morons would be if fate and dumb luck hadn't put them on top of 10.7% of the world's known oil reserves? They'd be waking up and waiting for their U.N.I.C.E.F. bag of rice to drop from a UN-flagged airplane instead of rattling sabres at the US with one hand while clutching bootlegged DVD copies of "Dude, Where's my Car" with the other. Time to carpetbomb these hypocrites.