T Nation

Invest in Beer


This was sent to me:

"If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program."


I thought cans only had a 5 cent deposit



Great post, very clever!


If you had invested in American Airlines in May, your $1,000 would now be $14,000.