Interview with Rogue Vampire

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Edevus wrote:
And I just found about this thread today…

The last time there was a RVdiscussion going on, I checked his FB wall and he had a conversation with his ex-wife (I assume) about his daughter. So this RV person is real at least, not some random trolling account.
He also has the same picture as FB profile and enough FB friends to be totally awkward to have someone else’s picture as profile picture.

Then…why all this? Dave, even if you have a very high bodyfat, that weight/height ratio is amazing and no one would ever bother you again if you posted a legit picture.[/quote]

Well, I realize that anything I say, will just be viewed as worthless excuses. I have never enjoyed taking pics. I am very self conscious of my appearance. I could have and probably should have put another pic up. I had time to do it, but was reluctant. over the weekend, i want to get another webcam and will take a pic. with test.net written somewhere.[/quote]

Take a piece of paper, write “T-Nation’s Black Friday” and put it over your arm showing the tattoos. Then take a picture of just this angle, to say so, so you don’t really have to show that much of your body but enough to prove it’s you.

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Edevus wrote:
And I just found about this thread today…

The last time there was a RVdiscussion going on, I checked his FB wall and he had a conversation with his ex-wife (I assume) about his daughter. So this RV person is real at least, not some random trolling account.
He also has the same picture as FB profile and enough FB friends to be totally awkward to have someone else’s picture as profile picture.

Then…why all this? Dave, even if you have a very high bodyfat, that weight/height ratio is amazing and no one would ever bother you again if you posted a legit picture.[/quote]

Well, I realize that anything I say, will just be viewed as worthless excuses. I have never enjoyed taking pics. I am very self conscious of my appearance. I could have and probably should have put another pic up. I had time to do it, but was reluctant. over the weekend, i want to get another webcam and will take a pic. with test.net written somewhere.[/quote]

Dude, you just screwed me out of DN porn. Do you know how I lust for this woman? Huh do you?

And then you post some lame ass excuse about how you’re so self conscious. Really, really?? Who on this board spends hours in the gym and isn’t proud of that effort? And you can’t post one little picture?

You’re dead to me RV, do you hear me? Dead!!

Oh wait, you’re a vampire. Fuck it!

Fat guy

Where the fuck IS X with his crazy ass?

I bet he’s a serial killer

in a little coat

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Where the fuck IS X with his crazy ass?

I bet he’s a serial killer[/quote]

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Where the fuck IS X with his crazy ass?

I bet he’s a serial killer[/quote]

I bet he killed RV’s self-confidence. That’s the only reasonable explanation why a dude who is (hypothetically) built like a brick shithouse would neglect to take a pic of himself CLOTHED when said pic would earn porn for the people. Either that or he’s just a real motherfucker.

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Where the fuck IS X with his crazy ass?

I bet he’s a serial killer[/quote]

I bet he killed RV’s self-confidence. That’s the only reasonable explanation why a dude who is (hypothetically) built like a brick shithouse would neglect to take a pic of himself CLOTHED when said pic would earn porn for the people. Either that or he’s just a real motherfucker.[/quote]

her showing her pussy or some porn, honestly, does nothing for me. Ive never really enjoyed porn or images of pussy. I’m not gay by any means, but if its something i can’t touch, taste, fuck, its not all that important. a pic or video is nothing but a tease. and my mind is much much better at getting me off. there are no videos of what Im thinking, lol.

But i realize other guys might like it, and i didn’t neglect to put up a pic on purpose. these last few days, with my daughter and stuff have been hectic. but a pic will be coming. thats for sure.

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Where the fuck IS X with his crazy ass?

I bet he’s a serial killer[/quote]

I bet he killed RV’s self-confidence. That’s the only reasonable explanation why a dude who is (hypothetically) built like a brick shithouse would neglect to take a pic of himself CLOTHED when said pic would earn porn for the people. Either that or he’s just a real motherfucker.[/quote]

her showing her pussy or some porn, honestly, does nothing for me. Ive never really enjoyed porn or images of pussy. I’m not gay by any means, but if its something i can’t touch, taste, fuck, its not all that important. a pic or video is nothing but a tease. and my mind is much much better at getting me off. there are no videos of what Im thinking, lol.

But i realize other guys might like it, and i didn’t neglect to put up a pic on purpose. these last few days, with my daughter and stuff have been hectic. but a pic will be coming. thats for sure. [/quote]

No your the tease!! Lol

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
…but if its something i can’t touch, taste, fuck, its not all that important.

[/quote]
soooo just like that broad from 400 years ago?

[quote]Edevus wrote:
And I just found about this thread today…

The last time there was a RVdiscussion going on, I checked his FB wall and he had a conversation with his ex-wife (I assume) about his daughter. So this RV person is real at least, not some random trolling account.
He also has the same picture as FB profile and enough FB friends to be totally awkward to have someone else’s picture as profile picture.

Then…why all this? Dave, even if you have a very high bodyfat, that weight/height ratio is amazing and no one would ever bother you again if you posted a legit picture.[/quote]

So, are you friends with him on FB?

[quote]dshroy wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
…but if its something i can’t touch, taste, fuck, its not all that important.

[/quote]
soooo just like that broad from 400 years ago?[/quote]

exactly, lol. She had what is lacking from modern day women, a bit of class and intelligence.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

…but a pic will be coming. thats for sure.

[/quote]

Oh, you betcha. We’re all believers here.
[/quote]
I’m coming right now!

(sorry I couldnt resist.)

Pics please…either of you two…

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]cally wrote:
RV is picking up the slack after PX left. Someone needs the attention of the board or else we actually have to discuss training and nutrition topics.[/quote]

I’d much prefer to talk training and nutrition.[/quote]
Where did Prof-X go?

[quote]JLone wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]cally wrote:
RV is picking up the slack after PX left. Someone needs the attention of the board or else we actually have to discuss training and nutrition topics.[/quote]

I’d much prefer to talk training and nutrition.[/quote]
Where did Prof-X go?[/quote]

I have been wondering the same thing.

Just saw this

http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding_indigo_2/professor_x_mutant_log?id=4638762&pageNo=14

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]JLone wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]cally wrote:
RV is picking up the slack after PX left. Someone needs the attention of the board or else we actually have to discuss training and nutrition topics.[/quote]

I’d much prefer to talk training and nutrition.[/quote]
Where did Prof-X go?[/quote]

I have been wondering the same thing.

Just saw this

http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding_indigo_2/professor_x_mutant_log?id=4638762&pageNo=14[/quote]

oh damn that sucks!! glad hes ok

  1. Why in the name of Pushes harem’s waxer is this thread in the BB section?

  2. How the fuck did I miss it?

  3. People still believe that RV is the dude in his avi?

  4. He just needs to steal another photo…he will never have a sign in it saying T-Nation, NEVER.

  5. RV for the love of FUCK man, go bribe the guy in your photo to hold up the damn sign…THERE BE PUSSY AT STAKE.