Inspirational...

err… something like that.

YEAH!

for though I work in the valley of the shadow of idiots and assholes, I
shall not succumb to their donut eating ways of slothfullness and
stupidity.

for I shall go unto the cage and squat hugeness and fart chalk in the
presence of women with bit tits. for Macho Man hath spoke unto me and
sayeth " OAAAH YEEEAAAH" SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!

and now though the Madness of Macho hath spake, I shall go forth unto
the Gym of Gold and Metallisize for evermore. AMEN.