Infomercial Madness

So, I’m chilling out on the couch,and I notice this infomercial for a Michelle Austin whatzit that looks like something I hitch cows to on the wash-rack at the state fair.

Then, on the next channel, I saw a commercial for some kind of Charles Atlas throwback isometric exerciseprogram. “The body of your dreams in 7 minutes a day of motionless exercise.”

I honestly can’t believe the bullshit people will throw their money away on.

don’t hate. It’s a way to make money.

Somewhere, a fat lady uses this and feels good about herself for a while. I wish you were more understanding. sniffle