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India to Launch Cow Urine as Soft Drink

Truly amazing!

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A hardline Hindu organization, known for its opposition to “corrupting” Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow’s urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India. The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), or National Volunteer Corps, said the bovine beverage is undergoing laboratory tests for the next 2 to 3 months but did not give a specific date for its commercial release. The flavor is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism’s revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight infections!!!

Cowpiss ftw!

And here’s a cow urine manual


If you could get high on cat urine (South Park), just imagine where would cow urine send you.

I was watching “Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern” last nite and he went to India and drank a cow piss concoction that was intended for weight loss.

He didn’t like it, which suprised me considering the girth of his belly. ;]

Watch out for the mad piss disease!

New supplements on the horizon?

Didnt you hear cow piss builds muscle?

Western corruption? Where did they think the sexual revolution came from?

And their religion promotes the use of weed. And allow extra-marital sex.

Some people are retarded. Thank god for agnosticism.