incredible hulk

Import · August 16, 2002, 5:52pm

Hey anyone know why gamma rays made the incredible hulk the strongest comic book hero ever? Why can the hulk regenerate faster than anyone else? Did a t-man invent the hulk? It seems like it… how can I get such a mutation?

Import · August 16, 2002, 6:05pm

I think it would be better to get bit by a spider & get a huge vertical jump then get a NBA contract. You’d make millions, it would be like you had flubber on your soles. If that doesn’t work, hook up with Galactus, he’d give you super powers AND you’d be able to go out in space, etc.

Import · August 16, 2002, 8:40pm

The Hulk can jump higher than Spidey. Just check out the comics. The Hulk has such massive strength he can literally jump into orbit. Of course the hulk has changed dramatically from the beginning of his inception. There are something like 10 different manifestations but all of them are ridiculously strong. I need some gamma rays…

Import · August 16, 2002, 9:17pm

A fellow named Stan Lee invented the Hulk. And yeah, he’s pretty much a T-man in my book, despite not having much in the muscle dept.

Import · August 16, 2002, 11:00pm

Hmmm, let’s ask this question: If you could ever choose to have a comic book superhero’s power, which would it be? I think I would love to be Jean Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix - man, be cool to be the all powerful telepath/telekinetic. But then, would be cool to be like the Silver Surfer and travel through the universe on a a surf board. OR, Dr. Strange. Hmmm, even She Hulk eyes glaze over YEAH, be She-Hulk.

Import · August 16, 2002, 11:22pm

Patricia, you’re already there. You just need green skin.

Import · August 17, 2002, 12:04am

Yeah I like my Jean Grey.

Import · August 17, 2002, 2:14pm

Dr. Manhattan…Beyonder…Darkseid. Okay someone with a sane power level. SilverSurfer!!! One of “The First” would be good. GreenLanturn’s Power Ring would rock. Orion from the New Gods. Apocalypse…yeah!!! Yeah I’m taking Apocalypse. Yes I like the powerful characters.

Import · August 17, 2002, 8:41pm

The gamma rays caused ionization of a water molecule near a DNA molecule. Those ions reacted with the DNA and produced a mutation of the myostatin gene. Hey it’s plausible!

Import · August 17, 2002, 9:56pm

I’d go with plain ole’ Superman. In the Kingdom Come graphic novel he becomes immune to kryptonite (something to look forward to as one ages, total invincibility) plus he’s bangin’ Wonder Woman! Maybe I would even develope those psychic powers he has instead of relying on the obvious ones.

Import · August 18, 2002, 2:22am

Ironman. Who has the cooler song, Ironman by Black Sabbath or Superman by the Kinks? Der…

Import · August 18, 2002, 9:26am

Wonder Woman all the way! Now if they only made underoos in my size…

Import · August 18, 2002, 6:02pm

Nightcrawler, or Spawn.

Import · August 18, 2002, 11:06pm

Spawn or Mister Sinister…i love that whole dark and evil kinda thing.

Import · August 19, 2002, 6:44am

ORGAZMO!!

Import · August 19, 2002, 12:22pm

Thor…or either Sue Richards, the Invisible Girl

Import · August 19, 2002, 12:28pm

Mr. Fantastic! It’s all about penis manipulation, baby - definitely not one-size-fits-all!

Import · August 19, 2002, 1:02pm

Uh ohh, after that Mr. Fantastic post, let’s just forget about the Invisible Girl!

Import · August 19, 2002, 1:34pm

Captain America. After all he was the result of steroid experimentation on a 90lb weakling by the US Army. That kind of juice I would love to have.

Import · August 19, 2002, 4:34pm

Apocalypse has just about every power including shapechange and super stretching so…he can have a wonder dong too. Yay.