While back I saw a video of some sales guy explaining the benefits a new version of some enormous machine. The whole video was incomprehensible if your not in the industry. The sales guy is in a suite and it looks like one of those safety videos you watch when you first get hired for a new job. I remember laughing my ass off at this guy for hours.
I have been looking for this on you tube forever. If someone has any idea of what I'm talking about please help me. I think it would be hilarious to memorize some of it and fuck with people at parties.
Mine works fine, but sometimes you have to diametrically calibrate the delta-wye rectifier, thus transposing the sinusoidal wave into a cosinusoidal wave and leaving you with the proper ratio of pascals to microfarads to stable out the inherent voltage supression of the system.