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Inagural Badass-Handle Recognition

jingle jingle No ones asking you to start. But tell your wife I said hello.

Stateless, distracted, aging Porkchop came down from the bowling alley in a joyless lather, in which a mirror revealed his crossed, bloodshot eyes and rusted-razor brain.

What about me?

Weird.

Ike, I agree some people have ridiculous names. I have opted to enter the forum using my Christian name. I think people who use aliases are hiding something. People should be proud of who they are. I say to heck with hecklers. Some people think I am lying when I first say my name is EggNog. They think I am just trying to be festive. However, I was born and baptized EggNog.
Stately pump mulligan was another strange phrase uttered by a very strange man. Anyone who writes the phrase, “scrotumtightening” or “snotgreensea” needs a little time out of doors. It’s not okay to wander around Dublin sucking on peat moss. Peat moss is fertilizer, not food. Remember that.

And soap doesn’t speak in rhyming couplets either.

Again, weird.

I like name from that commercial with the guy sitting on the mailbox when the musclehead walks by. “Sir Lifts Alot”

resurrection.

I thought Synthetickiller was clever.
as well as threewhitelights.

Jesus miroku … is that all you do is bump old ass threads?

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Jesus miroku … is that all you do is bump old ass threads?[/quote]

it’s not all I do.
what’s wrong with classic literature?
:stuck_out_tongue:

why do they all have over 224000 posts each?

That shit was old! I thoght a zombie hacker may have been on to something.

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
why do they all have over 224000 posts each?[/quote]

T-Nation used to be MUCH more active.

[quote]JGerman wrote:
That shit was old! I thoght a zombie hacker may have been on to something. [/quote]

T-Zombies?

Ruh-roh Raggy…

It’s a little ominous that their last posts were all at 11:06pm (11-10-07)…in a thread called:

““Aaah The Floodgates Have Opened””

Who says T-Nation is not a cult??

Shut-up and drink your kool-aid…or the comet will pass us by.


Last log in: 11-10-2007, 11:06 PM

Total Posts!: 224533
Last Post: Aaah The Floodgates Have Opened

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Jesus miroku … is that all you do is bump old ass threads?

it’s not all I do.
what’s wrong with classic literature?
:p[/quote]

touche…

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
why do they all have over 224000 posts each?

T-Nation used to be MUCH more active.[/quote]

LOL.

[quote]Dr. Mulligan to festive holiday beverage wrote:
[/quote]

BEST.
NAME.
EVAAAAAR.

HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE HAVE LIKE 225,000 POSTS!