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Inagural Badass-Handle Recognition

For no constructive reason whatsoever, I’ve decided to enumerate the people whom I think have cool or amusing Forum handles(ie, aliases.) Don’t worry, we’ll cure cancer and rectify social injustice tomorrow. Today is an ‘off’ day. :slight_smile:

drumroll Ok, people I think have really cool handles, in no particular order:

Galvatron, Amra, squataholic, Avoidsroids, Sewerhooker, MBE, stately plump buck mulligan, longsnapper, BigRipFreaky.

Don’t worry, if you didn’t make it on the list, it’s probably because: A) Its your name. B) It’s not amusing! :wink: C) It was too clever for me to figure out. D) I didn’t see it.

Anyway… what meaning this post has, I know not.

I’m hurt…really

I know I fall in the (A) category. But the (B) category may fit as well; “Patricia” is rather boring, ain’t it? :slight_smile: Ahhh, now if I used my initials, PMS. That’d be funny, right?

Go me!

But, the question is, where does my handle come from?

First off, I’d like to thank God…

“Big Turd” takes the cake in my book. The turd is a frequent poster on the steroids board.

you’re such a jackass, buck. there… i said it.


I’ve been wondering the same thing for some time and been hoping you’d grace us with an answer.

Golly, Gee, well, I shall start out by saying that I am honored to the point of refusing to wear pants. I have to thank the following people/items for my current state of being. In no particular order:

  • The 2 liter bottle of Mandarin orange selzter I consumed today and the half bottle of cherry I have left.
  • My employer and secret crush, Master Chris Merrow despite his being a deplorable and abusive fatass.
  • 1/3rd of the population of Uganda.
  • The good people of “Evening Escort Express”
  • The other 2/3rds of Uganda.
  • Most vowels.
  • I take back the nation of Uganda, they have disheartened me greatly within the last 18 seconds.
  • Poor social skills.
    Finally, though possibly most influential, Mr. Tom Jones.

MBE: “If this makes sense you are reading the wrong post. Since 1902.”

Toothless Kinch, Ubermench, I want my keys back.

I think my new favorite is “IFlingPoo”.

Wow. Not only did I make the cool list but I also get the honor of first mention ;). I am flattered, really.

“Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.” James Joyce, Ulysses, Chapter Telemachus.


I am honoured and touched. I also agree with Tyler that “Iflingpoo” is hilarious.

Can’t spell own screen name – AAAH!! (bangs head on table)

I think you should change your screen name to “That should be Porkchop”. Much more Joycean.

I thought about using clitloveranallookerwhoremonger but decided against it. Patricia, I don’t think you’re boring at all.

Don’t get me started on James Joyce again.