For anyone following massive eating, i just checked up on IN and Out (a west coast good burger place). Get the Double Double protein style, it has 11g of Carbs (scrape off one of the pieces of cheese if you must) and lostsa fat and protein for a grand total of ~600 Calories. Not ideal, but yummy.
“Shut The Fuck Up Donnie!”
“Do you see what happens Larry?! Do you see what happens Larry?! Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!”
“I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday, I fuck you in the ass Wednesday instead, Woo! You got a date wednesday baby!”
-Courtesy of “The Big Lebowski”
"MB Eric: If you do not get the joke, go pick up the movie. If you do get the joke, go pick up the movie."