[quote]paul bunyan wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
paul bunyan wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.
Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.”
Canadians: “Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.”
Americans: “This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.”
Canadians: “No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.”
Americans: “THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT’S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.”
Canadians: “This is a lighthouse. Your call.”
HA! No one ever accused the Canadians of not having a sense of humor!
Hockey is proof of that! And shit. The word ‘CANADIAN’ and ‘CANADA’. Those are funny too! I always chuckle at 'em. Like I do when I hear words like ‘turd’ or ‘booger’.
Stupid shit like that makes you laugh. Boogers. Turds. Canadians.
I am sure your American ancestors laughed when Canadians burned down the white house and looted the American treasury.
What is funny about hockey? Maybe it is the fact that a hockey player would hospitalize an NFL, MLB or NBA player in a fight.
Oh. Hockey’s funny because they went on strike. Now they all make less, they have a terrible TV contract, and fewer people go to the games. Sounds like sound Canadian business strategy.
No the business aspect of the game is fucked because they overexpanded into places where people don’t care about hockey.
Hey! Send some Canadians down to attack the White House now! See how it goes! You guys are a World Power! Give it a go!
Pound for pound we would kick all your asses.
Pound for pound? What does that mean? You don’t measure up to the U.S. “pound for pound”. You don’t measure up at all. You don’t measure up dollar for dollar, missile for missile, gun for gun, bullet for bullet. What do you want to do, match up every Canadian against an American in a fist-fight? Brilliant!
Let’s see. Why don’t we start with the winner of the CFL championship against the NFL Superbowl Champions! Oh. Most of those guys are Americans anyway becuause you can’t find 11 guys in Canada tough enough to play real football.
Talk about something other than how tough Canadians are. It’s like me trying to tell you the girlscouts could have invaded and defeated the U.S.S.R in it’s heyday.