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I'm So Hardcore

I’m so hardcore that I squat midgets.

Im so hardcore that I shit Midgets

I’m so hardcore I fuck midgets

I’m so hardcore I squat midget shit.

I’m so hardcore I make midgets shit

I’m squatted so hardcore-deep, I’m eating a midget.

I’m so hardcore I squat midgets while they shit then fuck in the ass before they wipe and then eat them.

Midgets squat that I hardcore so I’m.

I’m so hardcore that I squash midges.

I’m so hardcore that I taught a midget to squat deadlifts.

I’m so hardcore I shit on midgets while they squat.

I’m so hardcore, I have midgets sweep up my shit after I curl in the squat rack

I’m so hardcore I fuck midgets while they squat other midgets.

I’m so hardcore that a midget lives in my pants and gets tingly after I squat.

I’m so hardcore I eat a midget, squat his car then go fuck his sister.

…ok I am about as hardcore as a warm Twinkie.

I squat so hard that I core midgets.

I’m so hardcore that when I squat I stand on 4 midgets deadlifting who in turn stand on 8 further midgets squatting.

im so hardcore when i lift people stare. am i doin it rite guyz?

I’m so hardcore that i squat people who squat midgets while shitting on them

[quote]ZuluSierraPapa wrote:
I’m so hardcore that I taught a midget to squat deadlifts.[/quote]

Winner.