I can’t play sports. I don’t have much cardio, and if I did, I wouldn’t be any good at sports because my muscles would get in the way. In order to be a good wrestler you should be lean and drop as much weight as possible. Who cares about strength. Guys in the higher weight classes will destroy me because i am too slow.
Bodybuilders are big but weak and it is better to simply tone and shape your muscles rather than build them because too much muscle just gets in the way of every day life. Girls? Out of the question. Girls hate big gross muscly guys, the lean runner swimmer type is the look to go for!
I know you have all heard this a thousand times before, but this is the first time i had to have a conversation with someone in real life about functionality. Personally, I think the fucking word should be erased from existence. What is it about bodybuilding and strength training that makes the population think your just a big dumb fucking ape? Fuck them, seriously. There is no fucking way in hell a 160 lb wrestler is throwing me around at will, its just not happening. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not a behemoth by any means, but being able to squat ~450 pounds has to count for SOMETHING; for fuck sakes, what about that makes people think that your legs are good for nothing but squats alone? What is it that has swayed the general public’s perception of being ‘fit’? Since when does having muscle make you ‘not healthy’?
Anyway, enough of this… I’m gonna go do some squats and hope a 160 lb wrestler doesn’t get offended and take me out.