[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?
Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]
Lets follow the logic:
If I’m paying, and she is a porn star, I’m going to do every and any deranged thing I can come up with and hope she has freaky shit in mind over and above mine.
Therefore I need the full 24 hours.
Including food, booze and shelter this 24 hours is going to run me around 12k.
This chick isn’t worth paying $12 for let alone 12k when I can go down to the local watering hole and score someone with a much prettier face, fatter but more female-esk body, for the price of 3-5 white russians.
So this brings us to the point of asking who is worth 12k for 24 hours and into filthy, filthy sex?
After (not so) much thought, I’m going with: no one.
I’m with IH on this one.
Also, what to male versions of this make?[/quote]
I would drop $12 K for this.
I have issues[/quote]
You don’t have issues, money comes and goes, but this kind of glory lasts forever.
[/quote]
I would video that shit and spank it to the video till I died.
They would find me at 80 dead in a chair watching this video with my pants at my ankles and dick in hand.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?
Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]
Lets follow the logic:
If I’m paying, and she is a porn star, I’m going to do every and any deranged thing I can come up with and hope she has freaky shit in mind over and above mine.
Therefore I need the full 24 hours.
Including food, booze and shelter this 24 hours is going to run me around 12k.
This chick isn’t worth paying $12 for let alone 12k when I can go down to the local watering hole and score someone with a much prettier face, fatter but more female-esk body, for the price of 3-5 white russians.
So this brings us to the point of asking who is worth 12k for 24 hours and into filthy, filthy sex?
After (not so) much thought, I’m going with: no one.
I’m with IH on this one.
Also, what to male versions of this make?[/quote]
I would drop $12 K for this.
I have issues[/quote]
You don’t have issues, money comes and goes, but this kind of glory lasts forever.
[/quote]
I would video that shit and spank it to the video till I died.
They would find me at 80 dead in a chair watching this video with my pants at my ankles and dick in hand. [/quote]
Here is how your video goes:
She shows up with a ego bigger than her boobs and only wants vanilla sex.
might have hit her bush with a beard trimmer in the last 6 months if your lucky, but is otherwise totally unkept
wearing stained period panties from 1984 with 3 holes ripped at the waist band
farts during the worst blowjob of your life, after 13 mins of passionless tounge flicking and constant “ewws” and “I don’t really like doing this” and “when is the last time you showered”
rolls over at 2am (6k into the day) with breath that would gag a maggot
drops a smellier morning shit than you, and jokes as she wafts the stench into the room
You are super excited at the mention of anal play until you learn she has a hairier cutter than you do, and isn’t going to shower this morning before you dive in
Spends the last 6 hours (3k worth) complaining about hollywood politics and how much better so and so is in bed than you
You’ll look back and think about how human she was, and your better off saving that dough and being happy you still have the dream…
[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?
Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]
Lets follow the logic:
If I’m paying, and she is a porn star, I’m going to do every and any deranged thing I can come up with and hope she has freaky shit in mind over and above mine.
Therefore I need the full 24 hours.
Including food, booze and shelter this 24 hours is going to run me around 12k.
This chick isn’t worth paying $12 for let alone 12k when I can go down to the local watering hole and score someone with a much prettier face, fatter but more female-esk body, for the price of 3-5 white russians.
So this brings us to the point of asking who is worth 12k for 24 hours and into filthy, filthy sex?
After (not so) much thought, I’m going with: no one.
I’m with IH on this one.
Also, what to male versions of this make?[/quote]
I would drop $12 K for this.
I have issues[/quote]
You don’t have issues, money comes and goes, but this kind of glory lasts forever.
[/quote]
I would video that shit and spank it to the video till I died.
They would find me at 80 dead in a chair watching this video with my pants at my ankles and dick in hand. [/quote]
Here is how your video goes:
She shows up with a ego bigger than her boobs and only wants vanilla sex.
might have hit her bush with a beard trimmer in the last 6 months if your lucky, but is otherwise totally unkept
wearing stained period panties from 1984 with 3 holes ripped at the waist band
farts during the worst blowjob of your life, after 13 mins of passionless tounge flicking and constant “ewws” and “I don’t really like doing this” and “when is the last time you showered”
rolls over at 2am (6k into the day) with breath that would gag a maggot
drops a smellier morning shit than you, and jokes as she wafts the stench into the room
You are super excited at the mention of anal play until you learn she has a hairier cutter than you do, and isn’t going to shower this morning before you dive in
Spends the last 6 hours (3k worth) complaining about hollywood politics and how much better so and so is in bed than you
You’ll look back and think about how human she was, and your better off saving that dough and being happy you still have the dream…
[/quote]
See, it’s this kind of post that makes me miss SAMA.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?
Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]
Lets follow the logic:
If I’m paying, and she is a porn star, I’m going to do every and any deranged thing I can come up with and hope she has freaky shit in mind over and above mine.
Therefore I need the full 24 hours.
Including food, booze and shelter this 24 hours is going to run me around 12k.
This chick isn’t worth paying $12 for let alone 12k when I can go down to the local watering hole and score someone with a much prettier face, fatter but more female-esk body, for the price of 3-5 white russians.
So this brings us to the point of asking who is worth 12k for 24 hours and into filthy, filthy sex?
After (not so) much thought, I’m going with: no one.
I’m with IH on this one.
Also, what to male versions of this make?[/quote]
I would drop $12 K for this.
I have issues[/quote]
You don’t have issues, money comes and goes, but this kind of glory lasts forever.
[/quote]
I would video that shit and spank it to the video till I died.
They would find me at 80 dead in a chair watching this video with my pants at my ankles and dick in hand. [/quote]
LOL. What does the Mrs. think about your obsession with Salma? Is this one of those things where you each have a list and if you ever get the chance to bang them you get a free pass?
[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]
Me.
[/quote]
I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.
The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.
[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]
Me.
[/quote]
I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.
The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]
Slaughter was obese by the late 80’s. Scratch him.
[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]
Me.
[/quote]
I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.
The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]
[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?
Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]
Lets follow the logic:
If I’m paying, and she is a porn star, I’m going to do every and any deranged thing I can come up with and hope she has freaky shit in mind over and above mine.
Therefore I need the full 24 hours.
Including food, booze and shelter this 24 hours is going to run me around 12k.
This chick isn’t worth paying $12 for let alone 12k when I can go down to the local watering hole and score someone with a much prettier face, fatter but more female-esk body, for the price of 3-5 white russians.
So this brings us to the point of asking who is worth 12k for 24 hours and into filthy, filthy sex?
After (not so) much thought, I’m going with: no one.
I’m with IH on this one.
Also, what to male versions of this make?[/quote]
I would drop $12 K for this.
I have issues[/quote]
You don’t have issues, money comes and goes, but this kind of glory lasts forever.
[/quote]
I would video that shit and spank it to the video till I died.
They would find me at 80 dead in a chair watching this video with my pants at my ankles and dick in hand. [/quote]
LOL. What does the Mrs. think about your obsession with Salma? Is this one of those things where you each have a list and if you ever get the chance to bang them you get a free pass?[/quote]
I cant even watch Salma movies with the wife around.
[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]
Me.
[/quote]
I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.
The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]