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Chyna is an escort now.

Awwww yeaaaaaaahhhhhh

“Lets get ready to suck it!!!”

Chyna from wrestling ??? I seen her in a porn the other day

seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?

How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

No one pays sticker price anyway.

Im rolling it around in my head.

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.

If Chyna doesn’t float your boat, there’s always Suzi Favor Hamilton. Both chicks are just seeking attention though. No one would pay Chyna’s prices and Suzi probably just made the whole thing up.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

No one pays sticker price anyway.

Im rolling it around in my head.
[/quote]
Bud, I don’t care if she came down to $1.98 and free oil changes… It’s not worth it.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

For pornstars that is pretty much normal.

Someone has to be paying for it.

From their reviews their performance is usually just soso, but if you have the money and insist on fucking your favorite pornstar…

Arent there fantasy camps in the US where you can play baseball or so with your most favoritestest star?

Well, its the same thing.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

No one pays sticker price anyway.

Im rolling it around in my head.
[/quote]
Bud, I don’t care if she came down to $1.98 and free oil changes… It’s not worth it.[/quote]

The 12 year old who lives inside my head is screaming for me to do it.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

For pornstars that is pretty much normal.

Someone has to be paying for it.

From their reviews their performance is usually just soso, but if you have the money and insist on fucking your favorite pornstar…

Arent there fantasy camps in the US where you can play baseball or so with your most favoritestest star?

Well, its the same thing.

[/quote]
Oh, I know, O.

It’s just that for me, personally, I can’t justify paying someone that much for sex.

Fwiw, i’m all about legalizing prostitution and can understand why guys rent them.

I had a chance to bang Kayden Kross once, which means I was in the same room interviewing her in person for about an hour. Smoking hot, very smart, very aggressively rejected me.

Actually, it wasn’t that bad. I just asked her what she was doing that evening and offered to buy her a drink or three that night to show my gratitude for doing the interview. She said she was heading down to Sacramento (her hometown) as soon as her public appearance for the day was over with. She friended me on Facebook but I didn’t accept. I was too traumatized by the rejection.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

For pornstars that is pretty much normal.

Someone has to be paying for it.

From their reviews their performance is usually just soso, but if you have the money and insist on fucking your favorite pornstar…

Arent there fantasy camps in the US where you can play baseball or so with your most favoritestest star?

Well, its the same thing.

[/quote]
Oh, I know, O.

It’s just that for me, personally, I can’t justify paying someone that much for sex.

Fwiw, i’m all about legalizing prostitution and can understand why guys rent them.[/quote]

As a wrestler…i could pay her to tag with me to get myself over in an area. She could really benefit me. She just happens to also give head.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

For pornstars that is pretty much normal.

Someone has to be paying for it.

From their reviews their performance is usually just soso, but if you have the money and insist on fucking your favorite pornstar…

Arent there fantasy camps in the US where you can play baseball or so with your most favoritestest star?

Well, its the same thing.

[/quote]
Oh, I know, O.

It’s just that for me, personally, I can’t justify paying someone that much for sex.

Fwiw, i’m all about legalizing prostitution and can understand why guys rent them.[/quote]

Well, Tiger Woods payed 15000$ per hour, PER HOUR of his marriage in his settlement.

If I was him I would rather have an entourage of nubile godesses 24/7 than ever marrying again.

For purely financial reasons of course.

“James, have a Nordic and a Caribean one prepared, preferably bi-sexual”

“Yes master”

“That will be all for tonight”

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I had a chance to bang Kayden Kross once, which means I was in the same room interviewing her in person for about an hour. Smoking hot, very smart, very aggressively rejected me.

Actually, it wasn’t that bad. I just asked her what she was doing that evening and offered to buy her a drink or three that night to show my gratitude for doing the interview. She said she was heading down to Sacramento (her hometown) as soon as her public appearance for the day was over with. She friended me on Facebook but I didn’t accept. I was too traumatized by the rejection. [/quote]

At least you had your chance with her while she is still young and decent.

Nikki Benz and Sadie West go to my gym, and they look so fucking tore up, you would not want to fuck them with someone else’s dick. I saw Tera Patrick come in once, the years have not been kind.

Rock,

You can bang a former Olympian for only $600, just tryin’ to be economical man !

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

Lets follow the logic:

  1. If I’m paying, and she is a porn star, I’m going to do every and any deranged thing I can come up with and hope she has freaky shit in mind over and above mine.

  2. Therefore I need the full 24 hours.

  3. Including food, booze and shelter this 24 hours is going to run me around 12k.

  4. This chick isn’t worth paying $12 for let alone 12k when I can go down to the local watering hole and score someone with a much prettier face, fatter but more female-esk body, for the price of 3-5 white russians.

  5. So this brings us to the point of asking who is worth 12k for 24 hours and into filthy, filthy sex?

  6. After (not so) much thought, I’m going with: no one.

I’m with IH on this one.

Also, what to male versions of this make?

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I had a chance to bang Kayden Kross once, which means I was in the same room interviewing her in person for about an hour. Smoking hot, very smart, very aggressively rejected me.

Actually, it wasn’t that bad. I just asked her what she was doing that evening and offered to buy her a drink or three that night to show my gratitude for doing the interview. She said she was heading down to Sacramento (her hometown) as soon as her public appearance for the day was over with. She friended me on Facebook but I didn’t accept. I was too traumatized by the rejection. [/quote]

At least you had your chance with her while she is still young and decent.

Nikki Benz and Sadie West go to my gym, and they look so fucking tore up, you would not want to fuck them with someone else’s dick. I saw Tera Patrick come in once, the years have not been kind. [/quote]

I don’t think I’ve ever touched myself while looking at/thinking about Tera Patrick. She looks like one of those hookers that they would have kept in a cage in some outback saloon on the edge of Lincoln County in the 1880’s. “Come fuck the exotic Tera Patrick, straight from the Burmese jungles! 10 cents gets you a bottle of whiskey and half an hour with this jungle-bred beauty!” If she had tuberculosis the image would be complete.

I can only imagine what Sasha Grey is going to look like when she hits 35.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

Lets follow the logic:

  1. If I’m paying, and she is a porn star, I’m going to do every and any deranged thing I can come up with and hope she has freaky shit in mind over and above mine.

  2. Therefore I need the full 24 hours.

  3. Including food, booze and shelter this 24 hours is going to run me around 12k.

  4. This chick isn’t worth paying $12 for let alone 12k when I can go down to the local watering hole and score someone with a much prettier face, fatter but more female-esk body, for the price of 3-5 white russians.

  5. So this brings us to the point of asking who is worth 12k for 24 hours and into filthy, filthy sex?

  6. After (not so) much thought, I’m going with: no one.

I’m with IH on this one.

Also, what to male versions of this make?[/quote]
I would drop $12 K for this.

I have issues

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?
  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/214467#DmIBuyHIpJerGUoA.99

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

Lets follow the logic:

  1. If I’m paying, and she is a porn star, I’m going to do every and any deranged thing I can come up with and hope she has freaky shit in mind over and above mine.

  2. Therefore I need the full 24 hours.

  3. Including food, booze and shelter this 24 hours is going to run me around 12k.

  4. This chick isn’t worth paying $12 for let alone 12k when I can go down to the local watering hole and score someone with a much prettier face, fatter but more female-esk body, for the price of 3-5 white russians.

  5. So this brings us to the point of asking who is worth 12k for 24 hours and into filthy, filthy sex?

  6. After (not so) much thought, I’m going with: no one.

I’m with IH on this one.

Also, what to male versions of this make?[/quote]
I would drop $12 K for this.

I have issues[/quote]

You don’t have issues, money comes and goes, but this kind of glory lasts forever.