I'm a Sucky Christmas Gift Giver

[quote]jchenky wrote:
What do you guys want for Christmas.

Geez. I am that person shopping on the 24th.[/quote]

naked pictures, cant you read? now get going.

oh and for the record- fuck books

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
oh and for the record- fuck books[/quote]

I like how you think, sir.

get him any book by Andrew Vachss, good solid
writting a real guy’s book if there was one.
he’s been writting for 25 yrs. the genre is
crime and he carved a niche for himself and ahead of time given subject matter, surprised
that none of his books been made into a movie.

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 [/quote]

well played sir.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
What do you guys want for Christmas.

Geez. I am that person shopping on the 24th.[/quote]

I want a pair of those electronic calipers, but I only found them yesturday so i’ll have to by them myself. I asked for a dip/chin belt of my gf.

Get him a sweatshirt or something similiar to make his reading experience more comfortable. Perhaps even a blanket big enough for two, and one of the more provocative book suggestions for you guys to read together.

Alright. I got him a watch and a book.

The book is one that i remember him looking at over the weekend when we were out of town.
1001 Albums you must hear before you die
I feel good about my purchases. :slight_smile:

Thanks for your suggestions. I’ll get a calendar of myself naked on each page for him next year :slight_smile:

[quote]MUthrows94 wrote:
josh86 wrote:
I still have to get one of my best friends something because he got me something…wish he wouldn’t have because I don’t want anything and don’t want to buy anything. lol

jchenky - if its a guy just give him a BJ. Seriously no gift better than a BJ.

On a serious note I wanted a new TV but knew no one was getting me one so bought my own new TV 2 days ago. I also want a laptop because my computer is sooooooo old and shitty. I want a PS3 or XBOX 360, leaning toward the PS3 because of the blue ray player.

Edit: Just to carify I didn’t ask anyone to get me any of those though because they are too expensive. I really don’t want anything else. All I could think of to tell my GF was I wanted a Norelco bodygroomer to make trimming it up easier and some more XL shirts since I’m sick of stretching all my larges before I put them on (I don’t like tight shirts).

Who gives a fuck???^^^^^

Surprises are always great, surprise him with his favorite dinner and serve that shit in a french maid outfit. Thats all i would want…

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You want your guy-friend to surprise you with dinner in a french maid outfit?..that sounds really really homosexual man. That’s like the last thing I would want.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
Alright. I got him a watch and a book.

The book is one that i remember him looking at over the weekend when we were out of town.
1001 Albums you must hear before you die
I feel good about my purchases. :slight_smile:

Thanks for your suggestions. I’ll get a calendar of myself naked on each page for him next year :)[/quote]

why dont you send that over to me first so i can go over it, ya know like a product screening.

word, i want a norelco trimmer too. that way i can make sure my balls are mad smooth so the ladies will wanna plop their faces right in there.

[quote]josh86 wrote:
MUthrows94 wrote:
josh86 wrote:
I still have to get one of my best friends something because he got me something…wish he wouldn’t have because I don’t want anything and don’t want to buy anything. lol

jchenky - if its a guy just give him a BJ. Seriously no gift better than a BJ.

On a serious note I wanted a new TV but knew no one was getting me one so bought my own new TV 2 days ago. I also want a laptop because my computer is sooooooo old and shitty. I want a PS3 or XBOX 360, leaning toward the PS3 because of the blue ray player.

Edit: Just to carify I didn’t ask anyone to get me any of those though because they are too expensive. I really don’t want anything else. All I could think of to tell my GF was I wanted a Norelco bodygroomer to make trimming it up easier and some more XL shirts since I’m sick of stretching all my larges before I put them on (I don’t like tight shirts).

Who gives a fuck???^^^^^

Surprises are always great, surprise him with his favorite dinner and serve that shit in a french maid outfit. Thats all i would want…

You want your guy-friend to surprise you with dinner in a french maid outfit?..that sounds really really homosexual man. That’s like the last thing I would want.[/quote]

No! Thats not what he said, You Lose.

Back to the topic at hand, you need to give more info on this guy and your interactions with him. Is this a friend who helped you with homework in a class? Do you hang out once in a while but no touchy feely? Do you watch movies on the couch in pajamas and make out? Do you frequently strap yourself into your newly purchased sex swing and have him do standing cardio pelvic thrusts while pleasuring you. More info before I can say (since you already did your shopping) if you did the right thing.

V

We makeout, we have sex. We hang out, we talk. Romantic yet sexy. Its still a pretty brand new relationship.

He loves music. I think he purchases on avg. a CD a day. He enjoys the shit out of coffee table books. A book about music, figured I couldn’t go wrong?

He has a watch which is pretty worn out and we did have a conversation a little while a go about how many watches I have and he mentioned that he would mind having a few more watches. Its a black Nixon watch.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
We makeout, we have sex. We hang out, we talk. Romantic yet sexy. Its still a pretty brand new relationship.
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The solution for the perfect gift is right under your zipper.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Yes, you are a sucky Christmas gift giver. I have not received my gift yet.[/quote]

Your BJ’s in the mail.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
Yes, you are a sucky Christmas gift giver. I have not received my gift yet.

Your BJ’s in the mail.[/quote]

How did you do that? I’ve been trying to find a way to send a BJ.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
Yes, you are a sucky Christmas gift giver. I have not received my gift yet.

Your BJ’s in the mail.

How did you do that? I’ve been trying to find a way to send a BJ.
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It took me a while, but I figured out if I shot her full of tranquilizers first, she was easier to put in the shipping container.

I hope Ponce is pleased with his gift.

How come no one mentioned a 60" plasma? I wouldn’t mind getting that as a present (hint hint).

I’m a lil late gettin in on this, but I hope that lucky guy enjoys his watch. It was a good choice, especially if he brought up his lack of time piece options. I always wear a watch, comes in handy in the gym to time stretches and rest intervals.Also adds class to a nice outfit or suit for the business situations. But if you are still in the givin mood, I’ll make it easy for you…I want Defrancos documentary so feel free to send that my way!